Air Force One mysteriously disappears while landing at Hiroshima Airport

Obama will be the first sitting President to visit the thriving Japanese city of Hiroshima.  A city that was completely destroyed on August 6, 1945 by an America atomic bomb.  A few days later a second bomb was dropped on the city of Nagasaki bringing about an abrupt end to WWII.  The two bombs killed an estimated 200,000 people, but by ending the conflict a full scale invasion of the Japanese homeland was avoided.  A invasion that would have brought about the death of millions on both sides.  

However President Obama's apology tour to Hiroshima, was interrupted as Air Force One mysteriously disappeared from radar while on approach to the Hiroshima-Nishi Airport.

The mystery surrounding the disappearance of Obama and Air Force One remains unsolved and has only intensified after the recent discovery, of a metal plaque bearing the seal of the president of the United States, by a construction crew removing the last rubble from the A-bomb blast of some 70 years ago! 
By Ron Russell
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You can't make this $hit up.  A Portland school official has deemed the traditional peanut butter and jelly sandwich offensive and racist.  Just how long will it be before the black print on this white page is deemed racist by out of control progressives.  OMG everything and everyone in America is racist.

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