SOURCES DEEP INSIDE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAVE CONFIRMED THAT SELECT MEMBERS OF THE DNC WILL HAVE A SECRET MEETING WITH RUSSIAN OFFICIALS NEAR THE SITE OF A FORMER SOVIET GULAG LOCATED SOME 60 KM NORTH OF THE SIBERIAN CITY OF NOVOSIBIRSK. THE PURPOSE OF THIS CLANDESTINE GATHERING OF FELLOW TRAVELERS REMAINS SOMETHING OF A MYSTERY, HOWEVER INSIDERS HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THE LEADING ITEM ON THE AGENDA WILL BE "BIPARTISANSHIP IN AMERICAN POLITICS". WITH THE RUSSIANS INSTRUCTING THEIR AMERICAN COMRADES ON THE SKILLFUL ART OF BIPARTISANSHIP (RUSSIAN STYLE). CRITICS OF THIS PROPOSED MEETING POINTED OUT THAT THE SITE OF THIS MEETING (A FORMER GULAG) WAS NO ACCIDENT AND WAS INTENDED AS A WARNING SHOT TO THOSE THEY SEE AS REACTIONARY ELEMENTS IN THE U.S. POLITICAL SYSTEM WHO HAVE REFUSED TO JOIN WITH THEIR PROGRESSIVE BROTHERS FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT OF A TRUE SOCIALIST STATE IN AMERICA. AMERICANS OF ALL POLITICAL STRIPES ARE EAGERLY AWAITING THE RESULTS OF THIS MEETING WITH THOSE ON THE LEFT EXPRESSING OPTIMISM WHILE THOSE ON THE RIGHT ARE JUST BUYING MORE F*CKING AMMO!
by Ron Russell
Also posted at Right Wing Humor
1 comment:
The left is off the rails and have been for a very long time.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
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