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TEXAS "SOLDIERS OF THE CALIPHATE" DENIED SEXUAL TRYST WITH VIRGINS IN HEAVENLY HAREM

IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS THE TWO TEXAS TERRORIST WHO WERE SO EAGERLY ANTICIPATING THEIR TRYST WITH THE PROMISED 72 VIRGINS OF PARADISE WERE DENIED ADMISSION TO THE HEAVENLY HAREM AND DIRECTED INSTEAD TO THE GOAT HERD ON THE BACK-FORTY.  THESE WOULD BE "SOLDIERS OF THE CALIPHATE" SUFFERED A FATAL SETBACK WHEN THEY LEARNED THAT THE SECURITY GUARDS AT GARLAND WERE NOT " WHITE FLAG WAVING" FRENCH, BUT "BIBLE THUMPING GUN-CLINGING" TEXANS.  TEXANS WHO QUICKLY TRANSFORMED THE TWO  "ALLAH AKBAR SHOUTING SOLDIERS OF ISLAM" INTO LONE STAR ROADKILL.  DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!! 
THANKS TO HOPE n' CHANGE CARTOONS  FOR THE ABOVE IMAGE AND THEME FOR THIS POSTING.  
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1 comment:

Sandee said...

There's a huge bunch of Muslims in Texas. How did that happen? Bad place for them indeed.

Have a fabulous day. Scritches to the puppies. ☺