For Sale:
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1.00
Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand.
Said to have been produced in Kenya.
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled
into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree.
Does not appear to have ever been worked hard.
Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really
sling the shit for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire
the manure spreader in November. I really don't want it
hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign
buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country.
I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of
the United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a
big white house in Washington , D.C.
(Warning when this manure spreader runs too fast the falling $hit often lands in unintended places)
ORIGINALLY POSTED AT WOODSTERMAN . IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO HIS SITE, PLEASE CHECK IT OUT---SERIOUS HUMOR AND AT TIMES JUST PLAIN CRAZY!
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