The Palin Effect

IT HAS BEEN RECENTLY DETERMINED THAT THE DEATH OF THOUSANDS OF BLACK BIRDS IN THE STATE OF ARKANSAS WAS CAUSED BY SARAH PALIN.  A PREDOMINATE SAN FRANCISCO ANALYSTS HAS SHOWN A DIRECT CORRELATION BETWEEN PALIN'S RECENT MOOSE HUNT IN ALASKA AND THE DEATH OF BLACK BIRDS IN A REMOTE SECTION OF ARKANSAS. IT SEEMS THAT THE MOOSE SARAH SHOT WAS ON HIS WAY TO HIS FAVORITE WATER HOLE, BUT ALAS NEVER MADE IT.  AS A RESULT A FLOCK OF SOUTH BOUND BIRDS WERE ABLE TO LAND THERE AND REFRESH THEMSELVES BEFORE CONTINUING ON THEIR FLIGHT SOUTH.  THIS DELAY WOULD IN THE END CAUSE THE FLOCK TO MEET AN UNSEEMLY END IN THE SKY'S OVER ARKANSAS.  IT NOW APPEARS THAT THE GREAT LEADER OF THE DOOMED FLIGHT ONLY HAD A LIMITED TIME LEFT IN HIS SHORT LIFE AND INSTEAD OF MEETING HIS MAKER ON THE GROUND IN THE RICE FIELDS OF ARKANSAS HE DIED A NATURAL DEATH IN THE SKY THEREBY LEADING HIS MANY FOLLOWERS ON A DEATH DIVE AS THEY BLINDLY FOLLOWED HIS FALLING BODY FROM FROM THE TWILIGHT SKY OVER ARKANSAS.

YES, SARAH, ITS YOUR FAULT!  BUT ON THE OTHER HAND SARAH WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN THIS PARTICULAR MOOSE IN HER SIGHTS HAD SHE NOT BEEN DELAYED BY HAVING TO PUT THE FINAL TOUCHES ON A SPEECH SHE WOULD GIVE THE FOLLOWING DAY ON PARTS OF THE OBAMA AGENDA.  WAIT---DOES THAT MAKE IT OBAMA'S FAULT!!!  UPSURD, YES! BUT THATS WHERE WE ARE TODAY FOLLOWING THE SHOOTINGS IN ARIZONA!  SO I SUPPOSE I COULD JUST AS EASILY CALL THIS PIECE "THE OBAMA EFFECT"!