IN A DEFIANT MOVE THE SOVEREIGN STATE OF MISSISSIPPI IS BANING SMALL SOFT DRINKS. IF YOU WANT A SMALL DRINK YOU MUST NOW DRIVE TO ALABAMA OR EVEN NYC.
MISSISSIPPI WILL NOT DEPRIVE ITS BELOVED CITIZENS FROM THE RIGHT TO HAVE THOSE BIG GULPS. MISSISSIPPI IS THE HOME TO MOLASSES AND PECAN PIES AND WILL NOT TOLERATE INTERFERENCE FROM YANKEE IDIOTS LIKE BLOOMINGBERG FROM THAT ALIEN ISLAND OF MANHATTAN. |
| H/T TO POLITIFAKE |
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