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More Obama Jokes: Barack Obama and Expensive Gasoline, Barack and the Duck

Q.  WHY DOES BARACK OBAMA KEEP JACKING UP THE PRICE OF GASOLINE?

A.  SO VOTER CAN'T DRIVE TO THE POLLS IN NOVEMBER!
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OBAMA IS DEMANDING THAT CONGRESS GIVE HIM ANOTHER TRILLION DOLLAR SPENDING BILL.  MOST OF IT IS FOR GAS MONEY!
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THE LIBERALS ARE ASKING US TO GIVE OBAMA MORE TIME.  I THINK 25-TO LIFE WOULD BE A GOOD START.
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BARACK OBAMA WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A DUCK.  THE BARTENDER ASKS, "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT JACKASS"?  BARACK LOOKS PUZZLED AND REPLIES, "IT'S A DUCK"!  THE BARTENDER SAYS, "I WAS TALKING TO THE DUCK"!
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