DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN CALLS FOR NUKING OF GUN OWNERS

Recently a California congressman, believe his name is Eric Swalwell, more or less said in a tweet that “they have guns and we have nukes”!  Was he implying that once they have complete control of the government, they would use the full power of their omnificent state to take away all guns from private citizens?  Bet your ass he was!!!  But as you might imagine, the congressman forgot one glaring fact, hell they don’t know where the trigger is.  So have at it Eric, but don’t expect flowers when you blow your sorry butt off the map!  And by the way Swalwell, would you begin with those out-of-control gang bangers in Chicago by nuking the Windy City.  Of course, that would be a no, no because it full of Democrats.  Fact is, that would put law-abiding gun owners one up on him!!!  #MAGA

DEMOCRATS PROPOSING $15 hour GOVERNMENT JOBS, STACKING GREASED BB’s

Representatives many Democrats are now proposing govFollowing their successful conquest of the U.S. House of ernment jobs for all that would pay $12 - $15 per hour.  The new jobs would come with medical and retirement benefits that would surpass those in the private sector.  And to assure the longevity of these new swamp creatures the jobs would include such task as stacking greased BB’s and searching for the rainbow’s end.  Of course funding for this trillion dollar plus program would necessitate raising the taxes of over 50% of all Americans.   This plan will certainly work, just as long the pockets of the rich are bulging or until that time when the millions of bottom swamp feeders realize those above them in the food chain are living higher on the hog than they are.  These Democrats would make American great again by turning it into a Venezuelan-like sh*thole.    Can you imagine that time, in the not so distant future, when migrants from the USA will march toward Central America in search of a better life?  #MAGA 

TERROR IN TIJUANA BY TRESPASSERS FROM CENTRAL AMERICA

It’s is now apparent that the good law-abiding citizens of Tijuana, Mexico have pulled the welcome mat from under their brown-skinned brothers from the south.  Apparently migrant caravans from the south contain large numbers of criminals along with many who would break the law if it served their purpose.  Riots are breaking out in the city as thousands of additional migrants headed toward that besieged border town.  Seemingly, these misfits are not welcome in Tijuana, but should be allowed into the USA.  Perhaps now the political leaders in Mexico City will finally see the light and secure their southern border.  But honestly I doubt this will occur until our neighbor to the south is totally flooded by migrants from central America.  Once again those in the American media have been proven wrong and about the migrants and Donald Trump’s predication of an invasion proved correct.  The clash of migrants and border enforcement agents is coming as tensions in Tijuana rise.  Keep a eye on this looming conflict and how the media will report it.  But what the hell, we already know what they will say.  “It’s Trump’s fault.  #MAGA    

INVADING ARMIES FROM SOUTH PROUDLY WAIVE THEIR NATIONAL FLAGS AS THEY ADVANCE TOWARD THE LAND OF THE GRINGO.

Has anyone noticed that those marching in the Caravan from the south are waiving their national flags.  Flags that represent the nations they supposedly are fleeing because of rampant corruption.  The citizens of Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras are not leaving their homeland for the love of America, but inquest of the Yankee Dollar.   The have no love for our customs and country, but instead process a real abiding hatred for the white man and all he represents.  Those in this invading army seek only the wealth of the United States and after stealing it in one way or another will flee back across the border with their booty in tow!  Unfortunately, one U.S. political party---Democrats are co-conspirators in this grand theft.  But then, this party has never had a problem when it comes to stealing from one group and giving their ill gotten loot to another, but not before they pocket the lion’s share.  Let’s ‘MAGA’ and then and only then turn our attention toward the rest of the world.  Remember some will always have more than others and that socialist Utopia where all process equal wealth is nothing more than a fool’s dream

THE ROAD TO A TRUMP VICTORY IN 2020

Some have written off President Trump’s chances of winning a second term in the 2020 election following the Republican loss of the House of Representatives.  Nothing could be farther from the truth.  Matter of fact, the loss of the House will if anything, increase the likelihood of his reelection.  No longer will the Democrats be able to point to any government failures as totally Trump’s fault.  Yes, they will be forced to share the blame for any shortcomings.  And just think, if Nancy Pelosi has the Speaker’s gavel what a gift that will be for ’The Donald’!  During his first news conference following the election one reporter (although I hesitate to call this purveyor of fake news a reporter) not only showed his contempt for President Trump, but his utter disrespect for the office itself.  Dare I name this disgusting individual?  Would you believe me if I said he represented CNN?  I suspect you know by now that I speak of Jim Acosta!  One might just say this confrontation between Acosta and Trump was the media’s opening salvo in the 2020 election.  

Civility is something that most in the press know nothing about and few practice.  Most in the media would have you believe that a president of the United States must remain what they refer to a presidential when repeatedly fired on by what is obviously a hostile press.  In other words, he should just sit back, relax and take it.  Apparently, many in the media, can dish it out but, but are outraged when someone dares to fire back as they hide behind the First Amendment.  They wrap themselves in the freedom of the press, but come unglued when someone, including the President, questions the many fake stories coming from, what can only be called bias tales, their newsrooms.  Let’s be honest and admit, that those in the media would silence all opposing voices, just like liberals on the university campuses across the nation if that was in their power.  Thank god, we have a president like Donald Trump who will fight for the rights of all Americans not just those on the left side of the political spectrum which the media seems to almost always support.  We must reelect Donald J. Trump in 2020 to insure the people continue to have a champion in the White House.  #MAGA       

Democrat House Member Alexandria Ocasio Cortez may Change Her Last Name because of its connection to European Colonization of America

Sources close to Alexandria Cortez have indicated that the  New York Democrat may soon change her last name.  Apparently Rep. Alexandria Cortez has recently become aware that she bears the same last name as that most infamous Spanish Explorer who dared enter Mexico without proper papers and who proceeded to ban that nation’s most beloved sport.  A sport where human sacrifices atop the great pyramids were carried out by Montezuma’s  high priest with obsidian knives where willing commoners  gave up their beating hearts to the  ancient omnificent Mexican state, and were enthralled by the mere  prospect of having their decapitated heads being used for soccer balls after being tossed down to the lowly peasants at the foot of the grand pyramids. 

The migration of these Spaniards  who were only seeking a better life marked the beginning of the end for the indigenous natives of Mexico.  Hell, Alexandria, the Aztecs refused to build a wall along their eastern border.    Unless you learn from history you are doomed to repeat it.  #MAGA

Barack Obama set the Economic Table for Donald Trump but…

I noticed that former president Barack Obama is now claiming that he set the table for the nation’s economic recovery and in his own snarky way is patting himself on the back for the stunning  success that Donald Trump is experiencing.  Well perhaps he did put a fork, knife and plate on the table although it took him 8 years, but the Donald served the meat and potatoes in less than 2 short years.    Damn Obama, I really hated to burst your bubble.  #MAGA

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer attempts Suicide following Recent Democrat losses in Senate and news that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted to Hospital

An unidentified source close to Senate Democrat Minority Leader, Chuck Schumer, is claiming that Schumer who was already deeply depressed following the stunning losses of his party in the recent off-year elections was driven over the edge upon hearing that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was admitted to the hospital.  Apparently, the Senator, dashed to his office bathroom and was attempting to toss back a bottle of sleeping pills, but was restrained by a alert intern.  

Totally fake news, but then Americans have grown use to this.  Just having a little fun with this piece of satire, but would have loved being a fly on the wall when Chucky received the news about Justice Ginsburg.

Democrats in Broward County Florida have proven once again they can’t Count

In case you’ve forgotten, the disputed presidential election of 2000 between Bush and Gore had it’s roots in voter irregularities coming from both Broward and Palm Beach counties in Florida.  Who says lightening doesn’t strike twice in the same place?  This time the election was for U.S. Senator and Governor of the state.  The race for the senate there is between the present Governor Rick Scott and Senator Bill Nelson.  You should note that the voting apparatus in both of these counties is controlled by Democrats.  Democrats who have proven once again, that should the vote exceed 20 they just can’t count.  Heck they run out of fingers and toes.  Either that or they are as crooked as a cross-eyed snake trying to rape the wrong end of a hemp rope on a dark night.  

This election reminds me of the old saying, “It’s not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes!”

#MAGA

Democrat Heads Explode as Trump Prepares to Appoint Himself Attorney General

Rumors are flying throughout the Capital as anonymous sources reveal that Donald Trump is seriously considering appointing himself Attorney General. When asked about this by CNN reporter/Democrat operative Jim Acosta whose hair was on fire at the time, President Trump calmly replied he could walk and chew gum at the same time and was fully capable of handling both the duties of President and AG simultaneously! The Donald continued, saying there was absolutely nothing in the Constitution that prohibited such an action. When the President’s words reached the Justice Department observers reported seeing an unidentified man jumping from the 4th floor window of the office of the Special Prosecutor, Robert Mueller! Even in Washington, you occasionally have a story with a happy ending. #MAGA