Showing posts with label putin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label putin. Show all posts

Tuesday

Vladimir Putin claims authorship of the Anonymous New York Times Op-ed

Russian President Putin is claiming to be the high ranking senior  official who authored the New York Times anonymous op-ed who is working to thwart parts of President Trump's agenda.

Putin claims he not regret installing Trump as a puppet leader and appreciated parts of his divisive agenda.  However Putin continued he didn't want his legacy tarnished by some of Trump's less than shrewd decisions.  Furthermore, the Russian leader asserted that Trump was still an asset and most believe that everything he does is based on my direct orders.      Putin elaborated but “I cannot let history record that I chose to hire Omarosa.”  
Special thanks to the Mideast Beast for the theme of this satire!

Sunday

How the Media sees Nuclear Arms Limitation Talks between Trump, Putin and Obama

Just imagine how the press would report on a nuclear arms reduction agree between Putin and Trump.  While at the same time viewing the same agreement struck between Obama and Putin.  Trump would be viewed as committing a treasonous act while Obama would be nominated for his second Nobel Award.  This is where with are with today's media and the hate they express toward Donald Trump!

Saturday

Trump makes secret deal with Putin to transfer Gitmo detainees to Russian Gulag

A Pulitzer Prize winning reporter from Buzzfeed has confirmed that President-elect Donald Trump has entered into a deal with Russian President Vladimir Putin for the exchange of prisoners from GITMO and an undisclosed Russian Gulag located somewhere near the Arctic Circle.  Rumors are flying that the Russian inmates are overjoyed and looking forward to shedding their heavy winter clothing for speedo's, and their shovels for soccer balls.  However, this information is being kept from GITMO detainees for fear they would trash their laptops.  President-elect Trump when asked about this, declared that those on the left including Barack Obama should embrace his ground-breaking agreement with Russia.  An agreement that would address their concerns and finally empty what they view as the Medieval Torture Chamber of GITMO. A torture facility specifically designed for the abuse of those that hold the Muslim faith and run by racist Islamophobes.  Sources inside the Obama White House have confirmed that for the first time in his life---Barack is speechless!

Sunday

Russia's Diabolical plot: Telling the Truth about Democrats

Just imagine if some newspaper reporter had stumbled across the stories similar to those released by WikiLeaks and dared to go against the gain and publish that information----that reporter would have been awarded a Pulitzer Prize.  Of course, no self-respecting biased progressive journalist would ever, ever expose the corruption within the Democratic Party.  Apparently the truth is evil and should be hidden from the public and only revealed when it exposes the racist reactionaries in the GOP.  But then when such information is unearthed about those dangerous Republicans it must disseminated by any means and plastered on marques coast to coast.  

Few people, if any like the policies of Vladimir Putin.  But putting the release of truthful information reveled by him about Democrats on the same list as his Syrian and Ukrainian  atrocities seems a bridge too far.  However, to paraphrase an old saying, one must not forget that "one man's truth is another man's lie."  Someone once said, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" --- guess we need to add 'truth' to the list.     

Sources Reveal Secret Hillary - Putin Tryst in Private UN Conference Room

Following the release of Trump's open-mic tapes sources inside the Trump campaign have revealed that Hillary Clinton had a secret meeting with Russian leader Vladimer Putin in a secure private conference room at the United Nations building in NYC.  The meeting, which in reality, turned out to be an all night tryst, between the two ended abruptly when Hillary refused to give Vladimir "a Monica Lewinski"!  Reportly, Putin was so outraged that he threatened to release hacked emails showing that the Democratic candidate for president had no problem speaking out of both sides of her mouth, but was unwilling to take something "head on"!  

Also posted at TOTUS.

Tuesday

Obama has made America look Pathetic and Weak



Well Obama promised to bring fundamental change to the nation, so I will have to be the first to congratulate him.  He has managed in just 7 short years to take us from a nation that was both feared and respected around the world to a state that most now view as weak and pathetic----in effect, a Paper Tiger.  Gee thanks bro!!!

Wednesday

Putin on Terrorism

Putin on terrorism: 
'To forgive them is up to God, 
but to send them to him is up to me'
Obama could learn a thing or two from this man! 

Friday

God blessed Mother Russia when stupid Americans elected Obama President

RECENTLY RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN, WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT TO BE A CONFIRMED ATHEIST, WAS SEEN LEAVING THE CATHEDRAL OF CHRIST THE SAVIOR, THE LARGEST RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH IN MOSCOW.  INFORMED SOURCES NOW CONFIRM THAT VLADIMIR WAS THERE TO LIGHT A CANDLE AND GIVE THANKS TO GOD FOR BLESSING MOTHER RUSSIA BY ALLOWING STUPID AMERICAN VOTERS TO ELECT BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENT! Meme and post by Ron Russell
Also posted at Right Wing Humor 

Tuesday

What if Putin demanded the return of Alaska to Mother Russia

RUMORS ARE FLYING THAT RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN DEMANDED THE RETURN OF ALASKA TO RUSSIA AT TODAY'S UN MEETING WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA.  SOURCES REVEALED THAT THE PRESIDENT IS TAKING THE RUSSIAN PROPOSAL UNDER CONSIDERATION.  ACCORDING TO PUTIN THE DEAL BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND CZAR ALEXANDER II IN 1867, WAS ILLEGAL IN THAT THE CZAR WAS NOT A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PEOPLE.  AND FURTHERMORE THE PRICE OF $7.2 MILLION, WHICH CONVERTS TO ONLY $.02 AN ACRE,  WAS WOEFULLY INADEQUATE FOR MINERAL RICH ALASKA.   
Meme and text by Ron Russell 

Sunday

AMERICA GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK

OOPS!  AND WE ELECTED OBAMA! 
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