If you are one of those rare Republicans that live in the big city and are reaching that age where your remaining years can be counted on your fingers. Please, Please take my advice and reserve that final resting not in the church cemetery across from the welfare office and in the shadow of some abandon factory; but rather one in some quiet secluded hamlet far from the madding crowd. Not only would it be cheaper, but there you don't run the risk of voting for Democrats from the grave.
