Showing posts with label ISIS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ISIS. Show all posts

Monday

Truump's secret to Destroy Radical Islamic Extremism in one easy step

Donald Trump as only been on the job for a little over 50 days, and already he has drawn international criticism: in an executive order signed today, the new president has enrolled all members of ISIS into Obamacare, effective immediately. Defending his decision, President Trump told reporters, "Look, I know it's controversial, blah, blah, blah. But to me it's genius. I'm gonna make ISIS go on Obamacare, and I'm going to make them pay for it. It's what I campaigned on, and I'm gonna make it happen in the first 100 days." In the U.S. Senate, Chuck Schumer rushed to a microphone. "We're better than this," he said, peering over his glasses while registering indignation. "I know Trump was bragging about bringing back waterboarding and worse, but this - THIS - is over the top. Such cruel treatment of an enemy, even ISIS, is way out of accord with the Geneva Convention." Retired Senator Harry Reid also weighed in. "Everybody knows Obamacare is a disaster. Why do you think we exempted ourselves from it while imposing it on the rest of America? It's only fair if white, middle class Americans go broke paying those premiums, but it's inconceivable that any other human being would be subjected to such cruel and unusual punishment."  Read the balance of this satirical piece over at The People's Cube

Sunday

ISIS stand with anti-Trump protestors across America and demand right to import suicide bombers

In Democrat Party strongholds across the nation, hundreds are protesting President Trump's travel ban directed against Middle East states where there are large terrorist training areas.  Oddly, those in the media are claiming that the travel ban is in effect being used as a recruiting tool by ISIS.  An absurd claim that runs contrary to common sense.  But when did liberals start using common sense to boaster their positions.  In the past they have more than often condemned those who practice what they see as an antiquated mindset and normally opt for political correctness.  I would advise those watching the demonstrations on their TV, just to remember they are occurring in heavily Democratic controlled areas that voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton in the recent election.  They are not representative of the nation as a whole.

Thursday

ISIS for Hillary in 2016

ISIS
for
HILLARY
Following the NBC Command-in-Chief semi-debate, the Democrat's most accomplished liar, Hillary Clinton, stepped forward today and informed the American people that sources have revealed that ISIS supports the election of Donald Trump for President.  Almost immediately following that unbelievable announcement from the would be Commander-in-Chief, this absurd pronouncement was debunked by the publisher of WikiLeaks, Julian Assange.  Speaking from his luxury suite at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, Assange announced that his unimpeachable sources had provided him with hacked emails from ISIS headquarters in a secret location somewhere below ground in Raqqa, Syria.  Assange further stated that one leaked email revealed that ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was actually supporting the election of Hillary Clinton.  Seems that ISIS leaders are confident that Hillary would continue the failed policies of the Obama administration.  Policies that have allowed that terrorist organization to expand to dozens of countries across the globe.  You can either believe the lying lips of HRC or the paper trail left by ISIS.  Actually both Hillary and ISIS present a threat to America.  So it is little wonder that "ISIS for HILLARY" rings true.         

Friday

Two DNC Conventions for price of one


People who clicked on the DNC convention this week got a tale of two cities.  The first two days were filled with an embrace of the socialist views of Bernie Sanders, a Utopian world where ISIS/ISIL doesn't even exist, the praise of cop haters and a welcoming of the BLM agenda, and finally an almost total absence of American flags with the exception of those being burned outside the Convention Center by angry disheartened Sander's supporters.
However beginning on day 3 and continuing until the final day of this gathering of clowns; suddenly and with warning America flags were everywhere, ISIS was the enemy, Ronald Reagan an America icon and of course that pat on the back for our men and women in blue!
Hallelujah!  Finally we got that often promised, but seldom delivered, "two for the price of one"!  Unfortunately when both lamb and lion are welcomed under the same tent both get hungry!  You know the outcome---only one will walk away satisfied and full!   

Thursday

Obama: "ISIL is just a Kid with a BB Gun, Global Warming is the real Danger"

Obama in his first interview following the Airport attack in Istanbul pointed out that we were actually winning the war on ISIL.  He then began to lecture us, as if we were little kids, on what all progressive globalist believe, that the real enemy of America and the world is man-made Global Warming.  When in fact, the entire purpose of the "Global Warming Union" is little more than a grand Wealth Redistribution scheme designed to mandate the wealthy nations of the world (and their citizens) give vast quantities of there earned wealth to the poorer nation states.  Of course, this dovetails with President Obama's "Re-distributive Change" position!  I would dare say that if Obama was a preacher, more likely a Imam; his first sermon would be on the dangers of global warming!  And of course, should we fail to heed his warning we will all burn; but not in the fires of that Biblical Hell, rather the flames of Man-made Global Warming! 

Monday

ISIS has a Special Delivery Package for America

H/T to Hope n' Change Cartoons
YOU CAN DEPEND ON THESE GUYS TO DELIVER THAT PROMISED PACKAGE TO AMERICA JUST AS LONG AS THE MAN IN THE OVAL OFFICE REFUSES TO ADMIT THEY EXIST!  Pixie Dust or Nuclear Fallout!

Thursday

Protecting ISIS from a violent American Military

IT SEEMS REALLY QUITE STRANGE THAT ALMOST EVERY TIME AMERICAN OR ISRAELI WARPLANES BOMB TERRORIST POSITIONS IN THE MIDDLE EAST THERE IS AN  UPROAR FROM MANY ON THE LEFT.  IF THIS SAME ATTITUDE HAS EXISTED IN WWII THE WAR AGAINST THE NAZIS WOULD STILL BE GOING ON.  WE BOMBED THE CRAP OUT OF GERMAN CITIES AND LEFT THEM IN RUINS AND THAT ALONG WITH THE GROUND INVASION OF HITLER'S HOMELAND IS WHAT BROUGHT THEM TO THEIR KNEES.  TODAY HOWEVER, WE LIVE IN A PC WORLD WHERE WE MUST FIGHT WARS WITH ONE HAND BEHIND OUR BACKS.   THE RESULT OF THIS IS THAT WE HAVE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST.   WARS THAT IF  ENDED QUICKLY WOULD CAUSE LESS PAIN TO THE CIVILIAN POPULATION THAN TODAY'S PROTRACTED CONFLICTS.  WAR IS NOT A GAME AND SHOULD NOT BE FOUGHT WITH RESTRICTIVE RULES.   POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, IN THE END, WILL ONLY PROLONG MILITARY ACTION AND LEAD TO A OUTCOME THAT NEITHER SIDE WANTS.  AND ONE THAT WILL LEAD AGAIN TO ANOTHER CONFLICT TO BRING ABOUT THAT FINAL SOLUTION THAT WAS SOUGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE.  

Saturday

ISIS Targets American School Children

UNIDENTIFIED SOURCES IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAVE CONFIRMED THAT ISIS HAS GIVEN A GREEN LIGHT TO LONE WOLF OPERATIVES TO STRIKE AT AMERICAN SCHOOL CHILDREN.  OF COURSE THIS COMES AS NO SURPRISE TO MOST TERRORISM EXPERTS.  AS OF THIS TIME, THERE ARE NO APPARENT MOVES  TO STEP UP SECURITY AT THE NATION'S SCHOOLS.   ONE MUST WONDER IF IT WILL TAKE  AN ACT OF TERRORISM BEFORE AUTHORITIES TAKE ANY PREVENTATIVE ACTION TO PROTECT THE MOST INNOCENT AMONG US.

Sunday

ISIS Terrorist explode small Nuclear Device near the White House

THE BEGINNING:
Sept 5, 2015: The AP is now reporting that sources inside Pakistan have revealed that a force of 75 or more ISIS fighters have overran a army depot near Golra Sharif some 18 km west of Rawalpindi and  after afflicting heavy casualities on the defenders have managed to escape with some 7 low-yield nuclear devices. 

Beginning of the End:
Zero Hour Sept 13, 2015 10.24 a m today a small nuclear device was detonated  somewhere between the White House and the U. S. Capitol building in Washington. The first reports came from commercial airline pilots approaching the city in route to Reagan National Airport . Numerous pilots reported seeing a huge mushroom cloud coming up from the city's center and at the same time feeling their aircraft shudder from the force of the blast. At this time communications from the stricken city remain sparse with little information coming out. For the moment there is no word about the safety of the president although it is known that he was in the White House at the time of the attack. It is also believed that both the House and the Senate were in session at the moment of the blast.
Zero Hour +1 News helicopters out of the Baltimore area flying over Washington report seeing massive damage in the Washington D.C. areas with hundreds of fires raging in areas up to one mile from what is believed to be ground zero. Some reported seeing a huge crater perhaps 100-200 yards wide in an area some quarter mile NE of the spot where the Washington Monument formally stood, only the base of that structure remains. There are also unconfirmed reports that parts of the capital dome are missing and that flames are coming from the gaping holes in that structure. Parts of the White House have been completely destroyed while other parts are in flames at this hour with no efforts being made to extinguish them.
Zero Hour +5 Breaking news from AP: The Associated Press in now reporting that president Barack Hussein Obama was killed in the attack on the nations capital earlier today, but gave no details. It is also reporting that Vice President Joe Biden who was at the White House at that hour was also killed in the blast. And this report is just coming in: many members of Congress have perished in the attack among the many being mentioned at this time are notably John Boehner, speaker of the house.  Rueters is now reporting the Secertary of State John Kerry is being sworn in as the 45th president of the United States on a Air Force plane somewhere over the Atlantic as he flies back back from Brussels where he was attending a NATO meeting. His destination is a closely guarded secret at this time.
Zero Hour +10 Al Jazeera television is reporting that ISIS/ISIL is claiming responsibility for the attack on Washington and that terrorist group is claiming to have planted additional nuclear devices in other U.S. cities. Along with this claim ISIS has issued a list of demands to stop any future attacks. Among the many demands are the following: 1) immediate moves to began a full U.S. withdrawal of military forces from all Muslim countries throughout the world 2) immediate cease fire by all U.S. military forces in Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan 3) recognition of ISIS as a legitimate organization operating to restore world peace 4) reparations in the amount of One Trillion dollars to be paid to ISIS for damages to that organization and other Arab states 5) additional demands to come in near future. Al Jazeera is also reporting that ISIS is giving the United States government 72 hour to announce compliance with these demands or a second device will be detonated somewhere in the US.
Zero Hour +20 PANIC has gripped Americans as millions flee the cities for the perceived safety of the countryside............. Barack woke in a cold sweat quickly realizing it was just a dream and at that same moment less that a mile from the White House a Green Van pulled into a small parking lot and a clean cut dark-skinned young man exited locking the door behind him then turned and walked to a waiting car. Barack turned over and went back to sleep the dream was over, but the real nightmare was only beginning.
by Ron Russell
Monday's Bonus

Tuesday

Progressives in the Age of ISIS


IT IS BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE ISIS AND THE MODERN PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT IN AMERICA HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN TWO FU*KING PEAS IN A POD.  WHILE ISIS IS ATTEMPTING OBLITERATION OF THE PAST THROUGH ANNIHILATING ACTS OF VANDALISM SYMBOLIZING THE ERASURE OF THE PRE-ISLAM PAST; THEIR BROTHERS IN ARMS (THE AMERICAN LEFT) ARE ATTEMPTING TO ERADICATE TRADITIONS OF THE PAST TO CONFORM WITH WHAT THEY SEE AS THE BRAVE NEW WORLD!  BOTH ARE WRONG AND BOTH EQUALLY DANGEROUS.  THANKS TO WOODSTERMAN FOR THE IDEA BEHIND THIS POST!

Progressives and ISIS  

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Friday

ISIS hides beneath a Mask of Cowardice

THOSE IN THE RANKS OF ISIS CLAIM TO BE THE BRAVE SOLDIERS OF JIHAD, BUT IN REALITY THEIR FACE OF EVIL HIDES BENEATH A MASK OF COWARDICE.   

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Thursday

Never Forget that it was Islamic Terrorist that attacked us on 9/11

DURING A PRIME TIME ADDRESS YESTERDAY PRESIDENT OBAMA OUTLINED HIS PLAN TO CONFRONT AND DESTROY ISIS/ISIL.  BUT HE FIRST HAD TO PREFACE HIS REMARKS WITH THE STATEMENT THAT ISIS IS NOT AN ISLAMIC EXTREMIST ORGANIZATION.  THE PRESIDENT REFUSES TO ADMIT THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF TERRORIST IN THIS OLD WORLD ARE ISLAMIC.  UNTIL HE DOES THE UNITED STATES WILL REMAIN BEHIND THE CURVE WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING TERRORISM IN THIS MODERN DAY.  
OBAMA BARRED FROM 3 NEW YORK GOLF COURSES   
CARTOON BY WILLIAM WARREN 
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Wednesday

The ultimate solution to ISIS terrorism

THERE IS BUT ONE SOLUTION TO THE ISIS PROBLEM IN THE MIDDLE EAST.  ONE GUESS AS TO WHAT IT IS. 
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ISIS: The winning J.V. Team

PRESIDENT OBAMA RECENTLY REFERRED TO ISIS AS THE JV TEAM.  WAS HE MISINFORMED OR DID HE JUST REFUSE TO SEE THE RISING TIDE OF RADICAL ISLAM IN THE MIDDLE EAST?   CARTOON BY  CHIP BOK
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ISIS is to far away to strike America

OF COURSE THE IRRATIONAL RATIONAL LIBERAL WOULD BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT ANY ISIS THREAT.  AFTER ALL THEY ARE  TO PRIMITIVE AND TOO FAR AWAY TO BE A THREAT TO AMERICA.  OOPS WHAT ABOUT THE 9/11 ATTACK.  CARTOON BY MICHAEL RAMIREZ  
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Monday

We have met the Enemy and we are their's

OBAMA AND HIS MEDIA SUPPORTERS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT HE HAS VANQUISHED THE ENEMIES OF AMERICA.  THIS DESPITE THE FACT THE ENEMY IS GROWING STRONGER WHILE BARACK'S INDECISIVENESS PERMEATES HIS FOREIGN POLICY AND MAKES AMERICA WEAKER.  
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Bill Clinton speaks out on ISIS

BILL CLINTON HAS FINALLY BROKEN HIS LONG SILENCE ON THE TERRORIST GROUP, ISIS.  IN A CLEAR AND DEFINING STATEMENT THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAS MADE QUITE CLEAR IS POSITION ON THE MURDEROUS TERROR ORGANIZATION RAMPAGING ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST.   
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Saturday

Give ISIS their 72 Virgins

OBAMA SHOULD QUIT PLAYING AT BEING PRESIDENT AND JUST GIVE ISIS THEIR 72 VIRGINS.  IF IT WERE 72 HOLES OF GOLF I FEEL SURE HE WOULD OBLIGE.  
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Tuesday

Amateur ISIS Terrorist

ONE MUST WONDER IF PRESIDENT OBAMA REGRETS CALLING "ISIS" THE JUNIOR VARSITY.  BUT YOU CAN BET IF HE DOES HE WILL NEVER, NEVER ADMIT IT. FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON THE MAN WILL AVOID ADMITTING A MISTAKE LIKE THE PLAGUE.  ABOVE CARTOON BY TONY BRANCO   
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