Mexican Government and Taco Vendors sueing Trump for income losses in Monterrey

Carrier Air-conditioning has announced it has reached an agreement with Donald Trump that would keep 1000 manufacturing jobs in Indiana and not open a proposed plant in Monterrey, Mexico.  However, it seems that the Mexican government will not go quietly into the night.  Moves are already underway to sue Donald Trump for his complicity in this debacle.  The Mexican government claims this man-made disaster will not only cost some 1000 Mexicans promised jobs, but will result in untold hardships for the many taco vendors planning to open stands around what would have been the future home of Carrier Inc. in Monterrey.  Additionally, it has been learned that the government there has begun a stealth operation that would help those adversely  effected by this Trumpian move, to sneak across the U.S. southern border to seek compensation for their grievous losses in the form of American welfare and food stamps.  Damn!  Just one more reason to built the WALL!!!!    

Fidel Castro's recent death linked to election of Donald Trump as President.

Informed sources close to the recent Cuban dictator, Fidel Castro have confirmed that the country's revolutionary leader's health, which had been declining, took a sharp turn for the worse upon his learning of the Trump victory over Hillary Clinton.  Those who were in daily contact with Fidel told a confidential source that had tried to shield him from the terrible news of the Trump victory knowing it could very well be a death blow to their beloved leader.  They were unsuccessful!  Donald Trump hasn't even taken office, but has already saved the jobs of hundreds at the Carrier Plant in Indiana and must also be given credit for ending Fidel's disgusting cigar smoking habit.