WATER PISTOLS AND CECIL THE LION

NE FOLLOWING THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBAWE'S MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL; THE BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING THAT IN THE FUTURE ALL PARTICIPANTS IN LION-HUNTING SAFARI'S BE ARMED ONLY WITH WATER PISTOLS----WITH THE EXCEPTION OF AMERICAN BOY SCOUTS WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY SUCH DEVICES.  AT THIS TIME SOME 53 MEMBERS OF PETA HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE FIRST SUCH SAFARI ALONG WITH AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MEMBERS OF THE ACLU AND THE DNC.

IT SHOULD BE NOTED  THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) IS CO-OPERATING WITH PETA AND PLANS TO FUND 90% OF THE COST OF THIS EXPEDITION.  BUT AT THIS TIME NO MEMBERS OF THAT ORGANIZATION HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE GRAND SAFARI.  THE MOTIVE OF THE NRA REMAINS SOMEWHAT UNCLEAR.  HOWEVER, SOME NRA MEMBERS WERE SEEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY EXITED AN EXECUTIVE MEETING OF THAT ORGANIZATION.  MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, HIMSELF, HAS INDICATED AN INTEREST IN JOINING THE FIRST SAFARI TO THE ZIMBABWEAN SAVANNAS.  O CAN ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!  By  Ron Russell   

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2nd Amendment: Defense against a Tyrannical Government!

THE FOUNDING FATHERS DID NOT ADD THE 2nd AMENDMENT FOR HUNTERS.  THE 2nd AMENDMENT WAS ADDED SO THAT AMERICANS COULD DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST A TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT.  FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPONS HAVE BEEN OUTLAWED ALREADY AND THOSE IN POWER WOULD OUTLAW MANY SEMI-AUTOMATIC ONES.  IF THEY COULD THEY WOULD LEAVE US WITH NOTHING BUT BB GUNS AND WATER PISTOLS TO DEFEND OURSELVES.  THE GUN-GRABBERS ARE OUT IN FORCE AND NOTHING SHORT OF A COMPLETE BAN ON ALL WEAPONS WILL ULTIMATELY SILENCE THEM.

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