Obama orders Metal Detectors installed at all Military "Gun Free Zones"

Lt. Cmdr. Timothy White

THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE SHOOTINGS AT A MILITARY INSTALLATION IN CHATTANOOGA WHERE 5 JACK-BOOTED MEMBERS OF THE U.S. ARMED FORCES WERE KILLED BY A PEACE LOVING, KORAN CARRYING MUSLIM, ONE MUHAMMAD YOUSSEF ABDULAZEEZ HAS REVEALED THAT THE COMMANDER OF THAT "GUN FREE ZONE" INSTALLATION HAD THE UNMEDIATED GALL TO NOT ONLY BRING A WEAPON INTO A MANDATED "GUN FREE ZONE" BUT TO DISCHARGE IT AT A MUSLIM FREEDOM FIGHTER.  IT APPEARS Lt. Cmdr. TIMOTHY WHITE, SECRETLY SMUGGLED THIS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION ONTO THE BASE IN VIOLATION OF DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE POLICIES.  SOURCES IN THE PENTAGON HAVE REVEALED THAT THE GUN-TOTING COMMANDER MAY FACE CHARGES.  IN RESPONSE TO THIS INCREASED THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY BY MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES CARRYING THEIR PERSONAL WEAPONS INTO GUN FREE ZONES PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ORDERED THAT METAL DETECTORS BE INSTALLED AT THE ENTRANCES TO ALL SUCH FACILITIES.  

OF COURSE THE ABOVE IS A PIECE OF SATIRE, BUT SATIRE WITH SOME TRUTH.  THE PENTAGON IS LOOKING INTO THE POSSIBILITY OF CHARGING CMDR. WHITE WITH DISCHARGING A WEAPON IN A GUN FREE ZONE. 

OBAMA'S DISDAIN FOR THE MILITARY

OBAMA WAS SILENT WHEN A FU*KING ILLEGAL ALIEN FELON KILLED A YOUNG WOMAN ON THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO.  AFTER ALL IT DIDN'T FIT HIS AGENDA.  THE FLAG AT THE WHITE HOUSE WAS NEVER LOWERED TO HALF STAFF FOLLOWING THE SHOOTINGS IN CHATTANOOGA.  AGAIN, IT DIDN'T FIT HIS AGENDA.  THE MAN SIMPLY CANNOT HELP IT.  THE REALITY IS THAT BARACK OBAMA CARES NOTHING , ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIMSELF.  NARCISSIST IS MUCH TOO KIND OF A WORD TO USE WHEN DESCRIBING THE SELF-LOVING MAN WHO SITS IN THE OVAL OFFICE.  

CHATTANOOGA GUN FREE ZONE

FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF 4 U.S. MARINES IN CHATTANOOGA BY A MISGUIDED YOUNG MAN, OUR DEAR LEADER WILL TAKE DECISIVE ACTION TO ASSURE THAT SUCH AN ACT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.  BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA WILL SIGN A EXECUTIVE ORDER TODAY MANDATING THAT ALL "GUN FREE ZONE" SIGNS BE DOUBLED IN SIZE AND BE WRITTEN IN BOTH ENGLISH AND ARABIC.