Feed a Liberal and the thanks you get is Democrat Guano

The only real difference between conservatives and liberals is that one feeds the other and the only thanks the feeder gets is more Democrat Guano (bird crap).

Hate America or Love America

Many believe there is little difference between liberals and conservatives almost like the two sides of the same coin.  Nothing, absolutely nothing could be farther from the truth.  The shocking truth is that one actually hates America and would seek to fundamentally change it and eradicate those things that made this country the greatest nation on earth.  While the other would embrace those traditions and honor the flag of our fathers.  Yes, the gulf between conservatives and liberals is vast and one I fear cannot be bridged.

The Great Compromise of 1850 sought to bridge the differences between North and South, but in the end only delayed the onrushing conflict for some 10 years.  Another great conflict is coming to America, not between two regions of the nation, but a conflict between the two contrasting ideas of what America should be.  Whether this next struggle will be peaceful or not remains to be seen.  However, the raw truth is that in the end only one side will be victorious and the other vanquished. 

Brain-Eating Zombies Launch Vicious Attacks on Conservative Strongholds across America

ZOMBIE ATTACK ON CONSERVATIVE STRONGHOLD

REPORTS HAVE BEEN COMING IN ACROSS AMERICA OF BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES ATTACKING SMALL TOWNS AND RURAL AREAS.  STRANGELY ONLY SPORADIC ATTACKS HAVE BEEN REPORTED IN THE LARGE URBAN CITIES WITH NONE OCCURRING IN WASHINGTON AND SAN FRANCISCO.  BOTH THE EAST COAST AND WEST COAST ARE ONLY REPORTING SPARSE INCURSIONS BY THESE BRAIN-EATING CREATURES.  HOWEVER REPORTS COMING OUT OF FLY-OVER COUNTRY HAVE CONFIRMED THAT THOUSANDS FROM OUR GREAT UNIVERSITIES HAVE  FLOCKED TO THE "ZOMBIE BANNER".

THE REASON FOR THIS IS NO LONGER A MYSTERY.  IT NOW APPEARS THAT CERTAIN ELEMENTS OF THE GENERAL POPULATION ARE IMMUNE FROM THESE VICIOUS ATTACKS. 

APPARENTLY THESE BRAIN-LOVING ZOMBIES SEE LITTLE BENEFIT IN ATTACKING MINDLESS INDIVIDUALS, AS THEY DO NOT VIEW THEM AS A FOOD SOURCE AND ARE WELCOMING  BRAINLESS ACADEMICS AND PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS TO THEIR GROWING RANKS.  AT THIS TIME IT IS ALSO BEING REPORTED THAT ISRAEL'S CABINET HAS BEEN CALLED INTO SESSION WITH PRIME MINISTER, BIBI NETANYAHU, CALLING FOR A NUCLEAR STRIKE OF THE LEAST EFFECTED AREAS IN THE UNITED STATES.  AN ATTACK THAT WOULD BEGIN ON WASHINGTON D.C. USING THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE AS GROUND ZERO.