"MeToo" vs. "Me Tarzan You Jane" conversation

ME TOO COUPLE ON HONEYMOON:
First Night
Bride:    Not tonight, I have a headache!
Groom:  Silence!

Second Night
Bride:   Not tonight, I have a headache!
Groom: Silence!

Third Night
Bride:   Not tonight, I have a headache!
Groom: Silence!

Morning of Forth day
Bride:   Honey bring me some coffee!
Groom: Silence!

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ME TARZAN YOU JANE IN TREE HOUSE 

First Night in Tree House

Jane:     Not tonight I have a headache 

Tarzan: WTF you say, Bit*h!

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I'm sick of all this "MeToo" and "Macho Man" crap. 

Let's call a truce and meet in the middle!  
I'm quite confident that any astute reader will comprehend the meaning of what I understand!  Nuff said! 

White Males must be deemed "Guilty until proven Innocent'

The shocking legacy of the 'Me Too' movement is that women must always be believed when accusing a male of sexual advances, especially if they are white!  Just today a female senator from Hawaii said that the woman in the Kavanaugh case must always be thought to be telling the truth when accusing  him.  Damn this is one sick cookie!  Whatever happened to equal justice before the law.  If this madness continues the country is headed toward the crapper!  Dr Ford may or may not be telling the truth about Judge Kavanaugh, but the simple truth is that we will never know.  It will come down to "he said, she said"!  Can we rightly condemn a man on this almost invisible evidence?  I just hope the total ignorance coming from the left is not catching and that the real Americans will step up and call this for what it is---UNAMERICAN!