ROBERT MUELLER IN A FITTING CANDIDATE FOR A MIDDLE AGES LORD HIGH INQUISITOR

In today’s world of Robert Mueller, the rack and other medieval torture devices are no longer needed for a witness to test-a-lie (testify). Apparently, all that is necessary is a forgotten 5 year old email. The victim of this state inquisition is then forced to admit to a lie that fit’s the state’s narrative of events or face years in the castle’s dungeon. This modern day version of the rack is taking far too long. The soaring cost is out of control. So let’s just give Robert Mueller, the title of High Inquisitor and the rack that goes with it and be done with this modern day witch hunt. #MAGA

If you want the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but a Lie click on CNN

Just another RINO and as for the buxom Bit*h--it was 3000 guys ago! Talk about absurd things like an elephant on a hyphen's end, a river without a bend, and of course freight rates across an ant hill.  Nothing is as easy as separating a fool from his money!  

Mueller's vain search for the as*hole without a smell

Will someone please inform Robert Mueller that there is no there, there!  Why is this man and his Democrat band of merry men continuing to spend millions and millions of taxpayer dollars looking for an as*hole without a smell!  Talk about a fool's errand!!!

Mueller finally determined that the lyrics to Louie Louie are not about Trump-Russian collusion

After tens of millions of taxpayer dollars the Mueller investigation has finally determined that the lyrics to Louie Louie are not relevant to his failing Russian-Trump conspiracy witch hunt.  #MAGA 

Mueller moves from Collusion to Conspiracy

Apparently after finding no evidence of collusion in his 'Russia Russia Russia' witch hunt, Investigator-in-Chief, Robert Mueller is searching for another mythical 'pot of gold' presidential Conspiracy.  One must wonder what will be next?  Maybe, just maybe he will follow a money trail in hope he can prove that Donald Trump stole a dollar from his mother's purse in the 1950's!  Really why should Mueller ever, ever end his quest for that elusive 'pot of gold' when he has unlimited funds (thanks to you generous taxpayers) and a unspecified term length.  A term limit that could only end with him on his death bed.  Or maybe Attorney General, Jeff Sessions will grow a set and end this madness! 

Mueller's attempt to Complicate the obvious in the Russian Conspiracy Investigation

I suspect that Robert Mueller was all to aware some months ago that there was no connection between the Trump campaign and the Russians.  Now all he has left is to muddy the waters by complicating the obvious (that there was no collusion).  This is a time worn method used by prosecutors across the nation.  When the facts don't support your case just seek to confuse and befuddle those looking for the truth!