WATER PISTOLS AND CECIL THE LION
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FOLLOWING THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBAWE'S MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL; THE
BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT
MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING THAT IN THE FUTURE ALL
PARTICIPANTS IN LION-HUNTING SAFARI'S BE ARMED ONLY WITH WATER
PISTOLS----WITH THE EXCEPTION OF AMERICAN BOY SCOUTS WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO CARRY SUCH DEVICES. AT THIS TIME SOME 53 MEMBERS OF PETA HAVE
SIGNED UP FOR THE FIRST SUCH SAFARI ALONG WITH AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF
MEMBERS OF THE ACLU AND THE DNC.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) IS CO-OPERATING
WITH PETA AND PLANS TO FUND 90% OF THE COST OF THIS EXPEDITION. BUT AT
THIS TIME NO MEMBERS OF THAT ORGANIZATION HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE GRAND
SAFARI. THE MOTIVE OF THE NRA REMAINS SOMEWHAT UNCLEAR. HOWEVER, SOME
NRA MEMBERS WERE SEEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY EXITED AN EXECUTIVE MEETING OF
THAT ORGANIZATION. MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA,
HIMSELF, HAS INDICATED AN INTEREST IN JOINING THE FIRST SAFARI TO THE
ZIMBABWEAN SAVANNAS. O CAN ONLY HOPE!!!!!!! By Ron Russell
2 comments:
What a great idea. Send PETA in there.
That's hilarious. A friend and I have been contemplating sending them to the newly discovered 9th planet but this is much more better. Have a lion feeding contest too. Who ever feeds the most lions wins.
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