JUAN VALDEZ FLEES NORTH AFTER HIS COFFEE BEAN FIELDS ARE DESTROYED BY THE RAVENOUS MONTEZUMA BEETLE

After years of scratching out a meager living on the rocky slopes of a mountain in his native country.  Juan has packed his sh*t and headed toward the northern promised land of Donald Trump.  The indigenous ’Montezuma Beetle’ was the final straw.  Apparently, the citizens of ’Juan Land’ , after battling the horrific effects of the Montezuma Beetle for thousands of years have yet to discover insecticides. Insecticides that would snuff out the carriers of rampant political corruption, Keynesian if not outright Marxist socialism, and banana republic dictators.   Yes Juan and thousands more are fleeing north to escape a monster of their own making.   Unlike the patriots on the greens at Lexington and Concord they turn and run at the mere sight of Brown Bess and Redcoat.  In fact, they are cowards in their own land.  And who see the USA as a mother hen who will spread her wings over the brood and provide them with safety and sustenance.   But what Juan and his band have yet to grasp is that Trump Land has created a massive quarantine zone across it’s southern border and will no longer grant entry to those infected with the Montezuma Beetle.  Sorry Juan, but hit the road Jack and don’t come back no more. #MagA

ROBERT MUELLER IN A FITTING CANDIDATE FOR A MIDDLE AGES LORD HIGH INQUISITOR

In today’s world of Robert Mueller, the rack and other medieval torture devices are no longer needed for a witness to test-a-lie (testify). Apparently, all that is necessary is a forgotten 5 year old email. The victim of this state inquisition is then forced to admit to a lie that fit’s the state’s narrative of events or face years in the castle’s dungeon. This modern day version of the rack is taking far too long. The soaring cost is out of control. So let’s just give Robert Mueller, the title of High Inquisitor and the rack that goes with it and be done with this modern day witch hunt. #MAGA

NO DEFEAT AT TRUMP’S ALAMO

RECENTLY THE ANCESTORS OF SANTA ANTA ATTEMPED TO STORM THE WALLS OF DONALD J. TRUMP’S BORDER WALL IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.  BUT UNLIKE THE MEXICANS THAT BREECHED THE WALLS OF THE ALAMO THEIR EFFORT WAS INVAIN.  THIS DEFEAT OF FORCES FROM THE SOUTH COULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY PREVENTED IF ONE ‘BLACK-ROBED’ MEMBER OF THE 9th CIRCUIT COURT IN CALIFORNIA WAS NOT MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WELL BEING OF THIS ALIEN ARMY, THAN THAT OF HIS FELLOW AMERICAN CITIZENS.  MUCH MORE TURMOIL AND VIOLENCE IS COMING FROM THE SOUTH IF THOSE IN THE PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT AND THEIR ‘BLACK-ROBED’ FELLOW TRAVELERS CONTINUE TO PUSH AN AGENDA THAT WOULD CAUSE AMERICA’S BORDERS TO COLLAPSE.  A COLLAPSE THAT WOULD COMPLETELY CHANGE THE LANDSCAPE OF THIS NATION AND BRING ABOUT A NEW ORDER.  AN ORDER, I SUSPECT THAT WOULD EVEN BE OBJECTIONABLE TO MANY ON THE LEFT AFTER SEEING THE DRAMATIC CHANGES IT WOULD CREATE.  SO WAKE UP AMERICA AND HELP STOP THE ALIEN INVASION AND THE ALIEN IDEALOGY THAT SPANNED IT.   #MAGA   

ANTISEMITISM BECOMING NORMAL IN DEMOCRATIC CIRCLES

As Democrats move farther and farther to the left, many in the new Democrat Party are warmly embracing those who openly spout anti-Semitic views and hatred of the State of Israel.  I would submit that the radical left has co-opted the view of ’White Nationalist’ when it comes to their position on the very exictance of the Jewish State.  Let’s face it, anti-Semitism has taken deep root in the Democratic Party and unfortunately the ground there is fertile and seemingly eagar to reap the fruit of this unholy seed.   Suppose their never heard to old Biblical saying, “you reap what you sow”.  This unholy alliance between Islam and the Democrats against Jews and the State of Israel, will not end well.  And in the end, the left will reap the whirlwind.  #MAGA