Showing posts with label EBOLA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EBOLA. Show all posts

Friday

From Africa with Love: Aids, Ebola, and Obama

SOMEONE ASKED ME NOT LONG AGO WHAT AFRICA HAD CONTRIBUTED TO THE WORLD.  AFTER SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT I COULD ONLY COME UP WITH THREE THINGS----AIDS, EBOLA AND OBAMA! 
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Thursday

Ebola coming to Mexico

A TOP SECRET CIA REPORT HAS JUST BEEN LEAKED REVEALING AN ISIS PLOT TO SEND WEST AFRICANS INFECTED WITH THE EBOLA VIRUS TO MEXICO.  ACCORDING TO UNIDENTIFIED SOURCES, ISIS/ISIL HAS DISPATCHED AGENTS TO SIERRA LEONE AND LIBERIA TO RECRUIT INFECTED EBOLA INDIVIDUALS TO TRAVEL TO MEXICO BY OFFERING THEIR FAMILIES AS MUCH AS $10,000 DOLLARS (A HUGE AMOUNT IN THAT REGION), FOR THEM TO TRAVEL TO MEXICO.  IT SEEMS THAT ISIS LEADERS BELIEVE THAT BY INTRODUCING EBOLA INTO MEXICO THAT IF WOULD QUICKLY SPREAD TO THE UNITED STATES AS THOUSANDS OF MEXICANS WOULD FLOOD THE POROUS BORDERS OF AMERICA SEEKING AN ESCAPE FROM THE VIRUS OR SEEKING MEDICAL CARE IF ALREADY EFFECTED BY THIS AFRICAN BUG.    
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Monday

Ebola spreading in West Africa

AS EBOLA SPREADS TO A FIFTH COUNTRY IN WEST AFRICA SOME ARE BEGINNING TO WONDER IF THIS DEADLY VIRUS CAN BE CONTAINED TO THE AFRICAN CONTINENT.   CARTOON BY  STEVE BREEN 
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Wednesday

EBOLA SCARE

CARTOON BY GARY VARVEL
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Monday

TEXAS EBOLA OUTBREAK BLAMED ON BUSH


IN AN ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE SERIES OF EVENTS IT HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED THAT AN OUTBREAK OF EBOLA (HEMORRHAGIC FEVER) HAS OCCURRED IN SOUTH TEXAS JUST NORTH OF THE MEXICAN BORDER.  ACCORDING TO TEXAS AUTHORITIES THE EBOLA VIRUS WAS MOST CERTAINLY BROUGHT ACROSS THE BORDER BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. SHORTLY AFTER TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC HEALTH ANNOUNCED THEIR FINDINGS FEDERAL AUTHORITIES FROM THE OBAMA CDC  WERE QUICK TO DENOUNCE IT.  POINTING OUT THAT THE BORDER WAS COMPLETELY SECURE AND NOT EVEN A DESERT MOUSE COULD CROSS UNDETECTED FROM THE SOUTH.  FURTHERMORE, TOP OFFICIALS AT OBAMA'S CDC CONTEND THAT IF THE EBOLA VIRUS IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN SOUTH TEXAS IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY "BUSH'S FAULT" AS THE FORMER PRESIDENT HAD RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A TRIP TO WEST AFRICA FOLLOWED BY A TRIP TO THE BORDER REGION IN SOUTH TEXAS.  
DAMN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOW IT WAS "BUSH'S FAULT"!  AND FOR YOU LOW INFORMATION VOTERS, YES THIS IS FICTIONAL SATIRE.        
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