During his recent White House meeting with President Obama, President-elect Donald Trump was given a super top secret report about aliens. Not just the ones blasting border agents with obnoxious bean farts, but the one-horned, one eyed flying purple eaters threatening both Republican and Democrats alike. The President invited Donald to accompany him on a secret trip to Area 51, to view for himself the evidence there, confirming the existence of these creatures who constitute a clear and present danger to the human race. Reportedly, following the meeting with the president, Trump had his transition team looking into the feasibility of constructing a space wall.
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