How to grow up and become a CNN Reporter

You have to give those CNN reporters their just dues.  Seems they always manage to find those elusive hen's teeth in the barnyard!  If you fail to understand my meaning you must a liberal who feet have never touched the grass except in Central Park!!!

CNN Analyst Reports Dana Loesch To The Feds For NRA Ad Calling Out The NYT

For those of you who may not have had the unfortunate occasion to create a Twitter account, allow me to fill you in. The NRA has begun making ads, and the face of many of those ads is the fiercely patriotic Dana Loesch. She (like the rest of us) has had it with the media protecting Democrats and progressives with their cherry-picked coverage and their refusal to commit to any aspect of investigative journalism.

She warns the liberal media that we are “coming for them” and will relentlessly fact-check them until they are either forced to report the truth, or are put out of business.

Cue total meltdown the likes of which haven’t been seen since Chernobyl.

The “controversial” ad features Loesch putting the media on notice, and letting them know that we know exactly what they’re up to.

“We the people have had it with your narratives, your propaganda, your fake news.
We’ve had it with your constant protection of your Democrat overlords, your refusal to acknowledge any truth that upsets the fragile construct that you believe is real life.
And we’ve had it with your pretentious tone-deaf assertion that you are, in any way, are truth or fact-based journalism.
Consider this the shot across your proverbial bow.”

You would have thought she had threatened to kick kittens and light an orphanage on fire by the left responded.  Read more.....

CNN goes after a Bag full of Poop!

Remember that old trick youngsters use to play on unsuspecting adults.  They would get a bag and fill it with poop (from whatever the source), place it on the porch of the naive victim, set it on fire and then knock on the door.  And then hide in the bushes as the homeowner would open the door and stump out the fire.  While the kids enjoyed the spectacle from the safety of the hedges.  Seems those over at CNN have forgotten this old trick!  Of course, idiots are always easy to fool!

Astute CNN Analyst claimed Manchester Terror Attack a False Flag Right Wing conspiracy

Following the Manchester bombing, well before the smoke had cleared astute CNN analysis, Paul Cruickshank, on the Anderson Cooper show speculated that the bombing was very possibly the work of some vast right wing conspiracy. Although the events of that evening at the Manchester Concert are still fresh in our minds, we must realize that Mr. Cruickshank's off-the-cuff analysis of the events was many years in the making.  Perhaps it began during his years at Cambridge University, and continued thru his days at SAIS John Hopkins and then culminated  at NYU's prestigious School of Law. 

Whatever the case, we simply-minded trigger happy right wing kooks must accept the reality that men with Mr. Cruickshank's credentials have enabled him to develop opinions that are far superior to the man-in-the-streets's.  We must listen, we must follow.  For those few like Paul Cruickshank are the crowning achievement of our great Indoctrination Diploma mills.  They are the men and women who will lead the nation to greatness despite the resistance of the reactionary mobs.  But they will retreat to the rear when the first bullet flies in defense of liberty.  And wag a condemning finger at those who would take up arms and defend their very right to spew their twisted ideology.   

Liberal put Circus Clowns out of business, but still flock to see those at CNN

Because of protest from mostly liberal leaning groups the Ringling Brothers Circus will shortly close it's doors forever putting hundreds of clowns out of work.  Apparently progressives could not stand seeing the clowns lead around those large pachyderms on those sawdust floors.  However, they see absolutely nothing wrong with those clowns over at CNN playing nursemaid to those donkeys (asses) from the Democratic Party.