Showing posts with label chicago. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicago. Show all posts

Tuesday

Liberals claim it's not necessary to vet Muslims because they are not all Terrorist.

I would agree to let some terrorist into America, 
provided they are armed 
and set loose on the streets of Chicago.  
Seems to me, this just might solve two problems.
One would think that liberals with common sense 
would be open to that solution.
Oops forgot, Liberals with common sense is an oxymoron.

Sunday

Thousands in danger as Lead Poisoning becomes Airborne in Chicago

Many citizens of Flint, Michigan have fled that city because of the imminent danger of lead poisoning posed by consuming the city's water supply.  However upon arrival in the Windy City they were shocked, shocked to learn that the lead poisoning bug there had mutated and was now airborne.  Apparently now, you can be affected by this often fatal disease, by merely waiting for the metro.  Drinking contaminated fluid is no longer required. Of course,  city officials are down-playing this threat to public health by insisting that regulations on devices spewing these toxic pathogens will be strengthened and that violators will be given a 30 day sentence in the Cook County Jail if they have previous violations on their rap sheet.  Furthermore Mayor Rahm Emanuel has promised to confiscate any such device found in the hands of an undocumented alien and release them with a stern warning.   

Democrats bring Scumbag Rally Disrupters to Chicago


Liberal Democrat groups "Black Lives Matter" and "Move on" encouraged thousands of Disrupters to prevent conservative Trump followers from hearing his message at a recent Chicago Rally.  These were not simply peaceful protesters exercising their 1st Amendment right, but disrupters intent on preventing others from speaking.  We have seen this across the nation of dozens of university campuses where conservative speakers were shouted down or simply denied the right to free speech by school administrators. Although Donald Trump was denied his right to speak and the disrupters claimed a victory.  They did in fact, give the New York businessman a much broader audience to deliver the message they hate.  I suppose the lesson to learn here is that men like Trump like to build while those on the opposing side like to tear down. 

Friday

Chicago Millennials shout fire in the Theater during a showing of "Let's make America Great Again"

Chicago millennials shout fire in the theater during a showing of Donald Trump's "Let's make America Great Again!"  As thousands gathered to watch the Oscar winning film "Lets Make America Great Again" millennial hordes swarmed the Red Carpet event over-running police lines.  When asked about this film's premiere, the producers were quick to point out that despite this temporary setback, this film will be shown at thousands of theaters across the United States.  

Sunday

REDNECK GIRL IN CHICAGO


A REDNECK GIRL GOES ON A MUCH ANTICIPATED TRIP TO THE WINDY CITY.  AFTER ENJOYING ALL THE TRADITIONAL TOURIST TRAPS SHE GOES INTO A LOCAL BAR AND MEETS A PRESENTABLE YOUNG MAN WHO PROPOSES THEY GO THE CITY PARK THE FOLLOWING DAY.  BORED THE GIRL ACCEPTS HIS INVITATION HOPING THE OUTING WOULD BRING WITH IT SOME MEMORABLE ADVENTURE.  THE YOUNG COUPLE MET IN THE PARK AND IN A SHORT TIME FOUND THEMSELVES ON THE GRASS IN A SECLUDED AREA HOOKING UP.  THE YOUNG MAN PROUD OF HIS CONQUEST OF THIS COUNTRY GIRL BOOSTED THAT "THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A GRASS SANDWICH HERE IN THE CITY."  THE REDNECK GIRL REPLIED, "WE CALL IT THE SAME THING BACK HOME, ONLY THERE IT HAS MORE MEAT IN IT!"    

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Is Chicago-style Voter Fraud now the Norm in America?


WAS THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION STOLEN? IS AMERICA A VICTIM OF CHICAGO-STYLE VOTER FRAUD.  WAS THERE MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD IN ST LUCIE COUNTY FLORIDA?
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