Showing posts with label GLOBAL WARMING. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GLOBAL WARMING. Show all posts

Friday

Save the Planet, flush your Puppy down the toilet. Pets cause Global Warming

Think before you give Lucky and Tiger another mouthful! They may look cute and affectionate, your dog and your cat, but at heart, they are ravening planet-destroying creatures whose insatiable appetite for meat and deadly feces threatens to kill us all with deadly global warming.

Or so says a study from UCLA’s Institute of the Environment and Sustainability on the Environmental impacts of food consumption by dogs and cats.
According to the study, by geography professor Gregory S. Okin, the 163 million cats and dogs in the U.S. alone eat so much meat that if they were a country they would be the fifth largest meat consumer after Russia, Brazil, the U.S., and China.
Also, they produce 5.1 million tons of feces — the same as is produced by 90 million human Americans.

Indeed, 25 to 30 percent of the environmental impact of meat consumption in the United States is created by cats and dogs.
Their carbon footprint — about 64 million tons of carbon dioxide each year — allegedly has the same “climate impact as a year’s worth of driving from 13.6 million cars.”
The report’s author insists that he isn’t literally suggesting that America should have a mass pet cull:
“I like dogs and cats, and I’m definitely not recommending that people get rid of their pets or put them on a vegetarian diet, which would be unhealthy.”
In fact, as he attempts to demonstrate later, he is just a wacky, crazy guy with the zaniest sense of humor.
“Maybe we could all have little ponies,” he said, half-jokingly. “We’d all get more exercise taking them for walks, and they would also mow the lawn.”
Hmm. It’s the half of him that’s not joking that I think should worry us.
Thanks to Breitbart.

Thursday

Obama: "ISIL is just a Kid with a BB Gun, Global Warming is the real Danger"

Obama in his first interview following the Airport attack in Istanbul pointed out that we were actually winning the war on ISIL.  He then began to lecture us, as if we were little kids, on what all progressive globalist believe, that the real enemy of America and the world is man-made Global Warming.  When in fact, the entire purpose of the "Global Warming Union" is little more than a grand Wealth Redistribution scheme designed to mandate the wealthy nations of the world (and their citizens) give vast quantities of there earned wealth to the poorer nation states.  Of course, this dovetails with President Obama's "Re-distributive Change" position!  I would dare say that if Obama was a preacher, more likely a Imam; his first sermon would be on the dangers of global warming!  And of course, should we fail to heed his warning we will all burn; but not in the fires of that Biblical Hell, rather the flames of Man-made Global Warming! 

Wednesday

Why Obama should call for greater Carbon Emissions

OBAMA SAID IN A RECENT SPEECH AT THE PARIS CLIMATE SUMMIT THAT GLOBAL WARMING WILL CAUSE A FLOOD OF DESPERATE PEOPLE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES.  GEE OBAMA, IF THAT'S REALLY TRUE THEN YOU SHOULD CALL FOR GREATER CARBON EMISSIONS TO ASSURE YOUR GOAL OF FLOODING AMERICA WITH ALIENS.  ONE MUST WONDER WHY BARACK WOULD SUPPORT A MEASURE THAT WOULD DECREASE IMMIGRATION?  HELL THE ANSWER IS QUITE OBVIOUS---EVEN HE DOESN'T BELIEVE THE CLIMATE CHANGE BULL&HIT LIES THAT FLOW SO FREELY FROM HIS MOUTH.  
by  Ron Russell

Thursday

Documented Evidence Global Warming is Real

TOP SCIENTIST AT S.H.I.T. (SAM HOUSTON INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY HAVE REVEALED THAT RECENT MEASUREMENTS OF THE EARTH'S CIRCUMSTANCE AT THE EQUATOR HAVE CONFIRMED WHAT MANY HAVE LONG SUSPECTED.  THE EARTH IS EXPANDING.  EVERY SCHOOL BOY KNOWS THAT AS AN OBJECT HEATS UP IT EXPANDS.  THE OLD MEASUREMENTS AT THE EQUATOR OF 24,900 MILES HAS NOW INCREASED TO 24,001.55 MILES AND GROWING AT AN ALARMING RATE.  FURTHERMORE THE DISTANCE FROM WASHINGTON D.C. TO MOSCOW  HAS INCREASED FROM 4,860 TO 4,860.16 MILES CAUSING LEADERS AT THE PENTAGON TO TWEAK THE GUIDANCE SYSTEMS OF OUR ICBM'S.  
HOWEVER A WHISTLE-BLOWER AT THE BUREAU OF WEIGHTS AND MEASUREMENT STANDARDS HAS REPORTED THAT UNAUTHORIZED INDIVIDUALS HAVE BEEN SEEN ENTERING AND LEAVING THE BUILDING HOUSING THESE HIGHLY CALIBRATED MEASUREMENT INSTRUMENTS AT UNUSUAL HOURS.  LEAVING SOME TO SPECULATE THAT SOMEONE IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WAS FUDGING THE NUMBERS TO FIT THEIR GLOBAL WARMING AGENDA!  
Also posted at Right Wing Humor

Monday

SCIENCE MADE GLOBAL WARMING

THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING ARE QUICK TO POINT TO ALL THOSE SCIENTIST WHO SUPPORT THEIR BELIEVE.  FORGET ABOUT THE FACT THAT MOST OF THESE SCIENTIFIC GEEKS EITHER WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT OR ARE DEPENDENT ON GOVERNMENT GRANTS FOR THEIR WORK AND CONSEQUENTLY THEIR LIVELIHOOD, YES FORGET THAT FOR A MOMENT AND REMEMBER THESE SAME MEN BROUGHT US ALL THE ADVANCES THAT ACCORDING TO THEM ARE CAUSING THE VAST CLIMATE  CHANGES.  YEP, THOSE SAME DOOM AND GLOOM SCIENTIST WHO ARE WARNING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING ARE THE SAME GEEKS WHO GAVE IT TO US ACCORDING TO THEMSELVES.  IMAGE FROM POLITIFAKE

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Tuesday

Die ersten globalen Erwärmung Menschen

 Ugock und seine kleine Clan querte die riesigen Eisfelder der eisigen Norden nach den großen Herden von Karibus und nachts sie Schutz gesucht in den vielen Eishöhlen der riesigen Gletscher. Einmal in sie ihre Feuersteinwerkzeuge verwendet werden, um ein Feuer zu machen , um die Wärme benötigt wird, um durch die lange Nacht zu bieten . Da die Wärme aus ihren verschiedenen Lagerfeuern begann , die Höhle zu Eis auf dem Dach erwärmen Höhlen wäre es kleine Mengen des Eis zu schmelzen und das Wasser würde tropfen oder laufen an den Seiten der Höhlen Wänden. Das war ihre Art zu leben , die Nächte in den Höhlen und die Tage auf der Suche nach den Tieren des Nordens. Ein Kreislauf , die seit Tausenden von Jahren fortgesetzt. Im Laufe der Zeit bemerkte Ugock die Höhe der einem nahe gelegenen See stieg. Er dachte darüber nach in der Nacht während der Sitzung in der Nähe seines Lagerfeuer , als er sah das Eis schmelzen auf dem Dach Höhlen mit einem gelegentlichen Tropfen Wasser schlagen ihn auf den Kopf. Plötzlich sprang er auf Nacht zu seinen Füßen, für die er eine absolute Wahrheit entdeckt hatte , wurde er verursacht den See zu steigen. Es war ihm und seiner kleinen Höhle Feuer und das Feuer in der Nähe von anderen Clans. Am nächsten Tag hob er den Alarm und warnte alle traf er von der nahenden Gefahr und forderte alle , die Größe und die Anzahl ihrer Höhle Brände zu reduzieren, weniger der See weiter steigen und ertrinken sie alle. Die Feuer gedimmt , aber das Wasser weiter zu erhöhen und schließlich aus Verzweiflung Opfer wurden zu den alten Göttern gemacht . Die Paläo- Indianer waren vom Menschen verursachten globalen Erwärmung entdeckt. Jetzt etwa 15.000 Jahre später die neuen Höhlenbewohner von den weitläufigen Canyons Metropole haben wieder entdeckt, dass alte Feind der globalen Erwärmung und wie Ugock sie fordern die Dimmung der Lagerfeuer , um die Fluten zu stoppen. Und in der Zeit, die sie für größere Opfer an die Götter der Wissenschaft nennen wird , nicht die Jungfrau Opfer der Vergangenheit ( leider nicht mehr Jungfrauen ), sondern stattdessen das Opfer der " Weg des Lebens". Der Himmel ist wieder zurück und die Chicken Little von der Welt schlagen Alarm ! von Ron Russell
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Shocking effects of Global Warming

AL GORE WARNED US ABOUT THE DANGERS OF GLOBAL WARMING AND WE FAILED TO HEED THOSE WELL-FOUNDED OBSERVATIONS FROM THE INVENTOR OF THE INTERNET, AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS.  WE ARE NOW REAPING WHAT WE HAVE SOWN.  MANKIND IS A DISGRACE TO THE PLANET AND ALL HIS CIVILIZED ACTIVITIES SHOULD BE BANNED BY A TRULY LOVING CENTRALIZED ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT.  I SUPPOSE GORE COULD BE CORRECT, BECAUSE WHEN THE TEMPERATURE DROPS TO ABSOLUTE ZERO, THE ONLY PLACE TO GO FROM THERE IS UP.  THANKS TO POLITIFAKE

Thursday

Global Warming Freezes Ship in Antarctic Ice

IT APPEARS THAT A GLOBAL WARMING RESEARCH SHIP HAS QUITE UNEXPECTEDLY FALLEN PREY TO UNUSUALLY THICK ICE IN THE ANTARCTIC REGION.  OF COURSE NOW THAT THE SOUTH POLE REGION AND THE NORTH POLE AS WELL ARE SEEING  EXPANDING ICE SHEETS THOSE WHO SUPPORT THE CONCEPT THAT MAN IS RESPONSIBLE HAVE CHANGED THEIR TUNE FROM ONE OF GLOBAL WARMING TO "CLIMATE CHANGE".   THIS LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT SOON, VERY SOON "GLOBAL COOLINGS" WILL BE BACK IN VOGUE AMONG THE "CHICKEN LITTLE" RADICAL ENVIRONMENTALIST.  WHEN YOU STOP TO THINK ABOUT THESE IDIOTS COULD CARE LESS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING OR GLOBAL COOLING JUST AS LONG AS THEY ARE ABLE TO PIN CLIMATE CHANGE ON MAN AS THE VIOLATOR OF MOTHER EARTH. CARTOON BY GLENN FODEN 

Monday

Mother Nature is a Flat Earther

IT WOULD APPEAR THAT MOTHER NATURE IS A FLAT EARTHER AND DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX.  OR IS IT JUST SCIENTIST WHO DEPEND ON TOWING THE GOVERNMENT LINE FOR THEIR RESEARCH GRANTS ARE JUST TWEEKING THE STATS.  CARTOON TO THE RIGHT BY TONY BRANCO
 
Foreword written by S. Fred Singer, former director of the U.S. Weather Satellite Service and coauthor of Unstoppable Global Warming. Melting glaciers, suffering polar bears, rising oceans- these are just a few of the climate change crisis myths debunked by noted aerospace expert Larry Bell in this explosive new book. With meticulous research, Bell deflates these and other climate misconceptions with perceptive analysis, humor, and the most recent scientific data. Written for the laymen, yet in-depth enough for the specialist, this book digs deep into the natural and political aspects of the climate change debate, answering fundamental questions that reveal the all-too-human origins of "scientific" inquiry. Why and how are some of the world s most prestigious scientific institutions cashing in on the debate? Who stand to benefit most by promoting public climate change alarmism? What true political and financial purposes are served by the vilification of carbon dioxide? How do climate deceptions promote grossly exaggerated claims for non-fossil alternative energy capacities and advance blatant global wealth redistribution goals? With its devastating portrayal of scientific and government establishments run amok, this book is an invaluable addition to the tremendously popular literature attacking the scientific status quo. Climate of Corruption will bring welcome relief to all those who are fed up with climate crisis insanity.
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RON RUSSELL

Sunday

Stop Global Warming and help bring back the Ice Age. Buy Obama Brand Sky Rocket Gasoline!

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Monday

Did the Paleo-Indians discover Global Warming?

Ugock and his small clan crossed the vast ice fields of the frozen north following the great herds of caribou and at night they sought shelter in the many ice caves of the enormous glaciers. Once inside they used their flint tools to build a fire to provide the warmth needed to get through the long night. As the heat from their several campfires began to warm the cave ice on the caves roof it would melt small amounts of the ice and the water would drip or run down the sides of the caves walls. This was their way of life, the nights in the caves and the days searching for the animals of the north. A cycle that continued for thousands of years. As time passed Ugock noticed the level of a nearby lake was rising. He thought about this at night while sitting near his campfire as he watched the ice melting on the caves roof with an occasional drop of water hitting him on the head. Suddenly on night he jumped to his feet, for he had discovered an absolute truth, he was causing the lake to rise. It was him and his small cave fire and the fires of other nearby clans. Next day he raised the alarm and warned all he met of the approaching danger and urged all to reduce the size and number of their cave fires, less the lake continue to rise and drown them all. The fires dimmed but the water continued to raise and eventually out of desperation sacrifices were made to the old gods. The Paleo-Indians had discovered man-made global warming.

Now some 15,000 years later the new cave-dwellers of the sprawling canyons of metropolis have again discovered that ancient enemy of global warming and just as Ugock they are calling for the dimming of the campfires to stop the rising waters. And in time they will call for greater sacrifices to the gods of science, not the virgin sacrifices of the past (alas, no more virgins), but instead, the sacrifice of "our way of life". The sky is falling again and the Chicken Little's of the world are sounding the alarm!

by Ron Russell

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Tuesday

Man Made Global Warming is a big fat Lie!

OF COURSE WE ARE IN A CLIMATE TRANSITIONAL PERIOD THAT BEGAN WITH THE GREAT THAW THAT ENDED THE LAST ICE AGE.  DOES ANYONE THINK THAT THE CAMP FIRES OF THE EARLY AMERICAN PALEO INDIANS HELP CAUSE THAT? 

Wednesday

Climate Change: It Happens

IF AL GORE HAD BEEN AROUND DURING THE PALEOLITHIC PERIOD I FEEL SAFE IN SAYING THAT HE WOULD HAVE BLAMED THE FIRES IN THE PALEO INDIAN CAVES FOR CAUSING THE GREAT THAW THAT ENDED THE ICE AGE AND HELPED BRING AN END TO THE WOOLLY MAMMOTH. 

Monday

Global Warming and Weather Signs

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT IF IT TOO HOT OR TOO COLD ITS ALWAYS MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING THAT THE FAULT. 

Thursday

Global Warming: It's the Sun, Stupid!

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FINALLY THE REAL CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING HAS BEEN DISCOVERED BY AN 8 YEAR OLD SCHOOL BOY---IT'S THE SUN, STUPID!

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Friday

Global Warming: The Sun Causes Global Warming. Politicians cause Trouble!


THE MYSTERY OF GLOBAL WARMING IS FINALLY SOLVED AND MUCH TO THE DISMAY OF THOSE ENVIRONMENTAL ACTIVIST ON THE LEFT THE CAUSE IS THE SUN.  YES, THE SUN CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING AND IT'S THE POLITICIANS THAT JUST CAUSE TROUBLE.
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Tuesday

Global Warming Ended the Last Ice Age


GLOBAL WARMING ENDED THE LAST ICE AGE!  HAD RADICAL ENVIRONMENTALIST BEEN AROUND THEN NO DOUBT THEY WOULD HAVE BLAMED THE CAMP FIRES OF THE CAVE MEN.
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Wednesday

Global Warming! What Global Warming



WHERE IS AL GORE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
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