Following the discovery of a noxious object found in the sacred sanctuary safe space of students dedicated to the preservation of multi-multiculturalism and all other ism's the campus of a major west coast university has been put on lock down. A lock down that will continue until the perpetrators of this dastardly deed are brought to justice before the People's Student Council. Intolerant disruptive acts such as placing a image of a racist white man, the likes of Donald Trump, in a designated safe space cannot and will not be tolerated.
