Ask any woman, Necessity is the mother of Invention

Guess this proves, 

it not always about the biggest club!  

Now that election season is upon us, we guys must recognize 

a singular truth.  

The woman on the street is not interested in just 

pulling that voting level!

Hillary tells truth at meeting of Liar's Anonymous

Today, in a bold attempt to regain the trust of the American people, Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton, attended her first meeting of "Liar's Anonymous" at the local NYC chapter.  There the former Secretary of State apologized to the people for all her past lies.  Furthermore, candidate Hillary boldly stated that she had a full hour of sobriety from that awful addiction of lying.  However, she did admit to having a one hour nap before her appearance.   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The startling effect of head "blow" on Bill and Hillary Clinton

Apparently Bill and Hillary have something more in common than using the Clinton Foundation as a personal slush fund!  Both had to suffer the effects of a "Head Blow".  Bill's resulted in impeachment charges and an unscheduled cleaning of the carpet in the Oval Office.  While Hillary's resulted in severe memory loss while being questioned by the FBI.  However, it should be noted that HRC's head blow came at a very convenient time, but unfortunately the damage to that somewhat small portion of her anatomy seems to be permanent!  

Trumpite Meteor threatens to destroy Clintosaurus E.L.E. looming

Extinction Level Event looms as massive Trumpite Meteor heads toward rust belt.  The demise of The Clintosaurus is imminent.  Trumpite is expected to strike the northern part of the United States in the immediate vicinity of Chappaqua, NY on November 8, 2016 at approximately 9PM EDT.  However some left leaning skeptics  scoff at this prediction and declare it to be nothing but a hoax generated by a vast right wing conspiracy designed to terrify the general public!  Meanwhile across the country certain groups are preparing for the worse. At this time globalist, multi-culturalist, Washington elites, hedge fund managers, open border advocates, and Liberal Democrats have been seen digging fallout shelters just as a precautionary measure against what they see as possible destruction to their  elitist  fiefdoms!            

Charter Schools present a Clear and Present Danger to Democrats

There is what some would call an antiquated redneck saying "keep you're gal, barefoot and pregnant".  Conversely, many Democrats, those like Hillary Clinton, seem to oppose Charter Schools especially in the inner city because they want their Afro-American voter base to remain dumb and dependent on their masters in the Democratic Party.  But really, when you stop and think about it, why would they oppose schools that would better educate inner city youth.  However, like most liberals they attempt to complicate what is the obvious, in an effort to muddy the water and conceal their real motive for opposing Charter Schools.  Let's face a hard truth, for some reason those in the sprawling inner cities of America seem to vote for Democrats in overwhelming numbers.  Numbers that reflect the nations lowest education levels. 

Immigration Policy should be what's good for America not what's good for Immigrants

The first and foremost consideration of any immigration policy should always be what's best for the American Citizen.  It should never ever be what's best for immigrants whether legal or illegal.  But the truth is Hillary Clinton and Democrats always seem to think that immigrant rights come before those of the citizen in the street.  Something is terribly wrong here.  A wrong that can only be righted by a strong nationalist leader like Donald Trump.  A man who will put America and Americans first and never those who illegally cross our borders to avoid the police in their native land or in search of those infamous Democrat handouts here.  There are already over two million criminal illegal aliens now in America.  People who have committed felonies here and many who escaped criminal justice in their native land by fleeing across the border where they were welcomed by the likes of Obama and Clinton.  These are people we don't need, and people who in most cases would not even be welcomed back in their home country.  America is fast becoming a vast dumping ground for the world's garbage!  There is no polite way to put this. 

Trump brings back Billion Dollar Check from Mexico for Wall Construction

I know folks, this is not true!  

Just having a little fun.  

But be assured that Trump will have Mexico pay for the wall 

in one way or another when elected.

Huma Abedin Lap Dog and Confident to both Hillary Clinton and Anthony Weiner

Huma Abedin should be called the Iron Lady.  Not only was she forced to deal with numerous sex scandals, improper emails and lies coming from her husband Anthony Weiner; but thousands of questionable emails, lies and sex scandals coming from her boss Hillary Clinton.  Perhaps it was the teachings of Mohammad (she is a Muslim) that made her subservient to the twisted sexual deviations of her husband---a disease quite prevalent among the women of the veil!  Recently Huma bailed on Anthony declaring she had enough.  And now the country is waiting for the other shoe to drop---just how much longer can the lady from Persia (Iran) put up with the woman from Chappaqua!  Of course, there is another possible explanation for Huma's actions.  Maybe, just maybe she is an Iranian agent and the persistent actions of a husband who constantly displayed his weiner in emails was drawing too much attention, so her Islamic bosses in Iran had Huma sever her connection with Anthony.  After all she is only a step away from the West Wing and access to all the secrets that lie within.

Hillary Clinton: Vindictive old rich lady with Alcohol problems and a philandering husband

Now who really needs to explain all these charges.  If you are a Hillary supporter she could crap in her pantsuit on stage and you would never smell it.  On the other hand if you are not in the Hillary camp she already smells like crap!

Obama has made America look Pathetic and Weak

Well Obama promised to bring fundamental change to the nation, so I will have to be the first to congratulate him.  He has managed in just 7 short years to take us from a nation that was both feared and respected around the world to a state that most now view as weak and pathetic----in effect, a Paper Tiger.  Gee thanks bro!!!