WATER PISTOLS AND CECIL THE LION

NE FOLLOWING THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBAWE'S MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL; THE BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING THAT IN THE FUTURE ALL PARTICIPANTS IN LION-HUNTING SAFARI'S BE ARMED ONLY WITH WATER PISTOLS----WITH THE EXCEPTION OF AMERICAN BOY SCOUTS WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY SUCH DEVICES.  AT THIS TIME SOME 53 MEMBERS OF PETA HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE FIRST SUCH SAFARI ALONG WITH AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MEMBERS OF THE ACLU AND THE DNC.

IT SHOULD BE NOTED  THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) IS CO-OPERATING WITH PETA AND PLANS TO FUND 90% OF THE COST OF THIS EXPEDITION.  BUT AT THIS TIME NO MEMBERS OF THAT ORGANIZATION HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE GRAND SAFARI.  THE MOTIVE OF THE NRA REMAINS SOMEWHAT UNCLEAR.  HOWEVER, SOME NRA MEMBERS WERE SEEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY EXITED AN EXECUTIVE MEETING OF THAT ORGANIZATION.  MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, HIMSELF, HAS INDICATED AN INTEREST IN JOINING THE FIRST SAFARI TO THE ZIMBABWEAN SAVANNAS.  O CAN ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!  By  Ron Russell   

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NUTS: Not Obama's America

IN WWII DURING THE "BATTLE OF THE BULGE", AMERICAN TROOPS WERE CUT OFF AND SURROUNDED BY GERMAN FORCES AT BASTOGNE.  THE NAZI COMMANDER MADE AN OFFER FOR THE TO GENERAL TONY McAULIFFE, THE U.S. DIVISION COMMANDER TO SURRENDER.  THE GENERALS REPLY WAS SHORT AND TO THE POINT......

"NUTS"! 

 CAN YOU REALLY EVER SEE OBAMA ALLOWING 

ONE OF HIS FIELD COMMANDERS TO SAY THIS?

SLICE AND DICE OBAMA STYLE

What a fricking joke----Obama is the most Abortion minded president in modern American history.  This sorry SOB has supported late term abortions since his days in the Illinois senate.  The above baby would never be in that image if the mother and those like Barack Obama had chose to slice and dice!  This is America----Obama's America and yours if you allow this shit to continue!!! Oh and by the way, those in the pro-choice community all, all claim they are against abortions.  They sound like Sgt Schultz on Hogens Heroes 

CECIL THE LION AND THE CASE AGAINST PLANNED PARENTHOOD

THANKS TO Freedom Fighter's Journal for above image

THERE HAS BEEN OUTRAGE IN THE NATION, PARTICULARLY ON THE LEFT,  OVER THE KILLING OF CECIL, THE LION BY AN AMERICAN DENTIST ON SAFARI IN SOUTHERN AFRICA.  SEEMS THE TROPHY HUNTING DENTIST WANTED TO HARVEST CECIL FOR HIS BODY PARTS.  APPARENTLY POOR CECIL NEVER HAD A CHANCE---WELL NOT REALLY TRUE.  MAYBE IF HE WOULD HAVE POUNCED A LITTLE SOONER AT THE "TOOTH-PULLER".  AT ANY RATE POOR CECIL IS DEAD AND GONE.  DEAD AND GONE JUST LIKE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF LITTLE ONES AT THE HANDS OF THOSE "SMALL GAME HUNTERS" IN CLINICS AROUND THE NATION HARVESTING BODY PARTS NOT TO HANG ON THEIR WALL, BUT TO SELL TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.  AND AT THE SAME TIME BRAG ABOUT HOW THEY WERE ABLE TO MANIPULATE THEIR QUARRY INTO SUCH A POSITION SO AS NOT TO HARM THOSE PRECIOUS BODILY PARTS WHILE DELIVERING THEIR "COUP DE GRAS"!  WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE ON THE LIBERAL SIDE FOR THE THOUSANDS OF LITTLE CECILS AND  CECILLAS KILLED BY THOSE COLD UNCARING STERILE FORCEPS!  HOW DO YOU SPELL  "HYPOCRITES"?
by Ron Russell
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CAT CLOSE UP

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, NEVER FRENCH KISS YOUR CAT!

JUST NUKE THE WORLD

EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE F*+KING DAYS WHEN YOU WISH THAT SOMEONE WOULD STOP THE WORLD AND LET YOU OFF.  OR EVEN THAT SOME BENEVOLENT ALIEN ENTITY WOULD JUST SWOOP DOWN AND PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY WITH  A GRAND MUSHROOM CLOUD.  HELL, I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS NOW.  AS I WATCH THE NEWS COME ACROSS THE IDIOT BOX--BOMBINGS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, BABIES RIPPED FROM THEIR MOTHERS WOMB BY COLD UNCARING FORCEPS WHILE DOCTORS MORE OR LESS JOKE ABOUT IT AND HAGGLE OVER THE PRICE OF BABY PARTS, WHILE ALL THE CRAZIES IN WASHINGTON CONTINUE TO LIE TO THE VERY PEOPLE WHO ELECTED THEM, WHILE SOME CRAZY LIBERAL FOOLS COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMEONE SAYING "ALL LIVES MATTER" INSTEAD OF JUST "BLACK LIVES MATTER",  WHILE THE SOLDIERS KILLED IN CHATTANOOGA MAY NOT EVEN BE AWARDED THE PURPLE HEART.  HELL WE ARE ONE SCREWED UP NATION ON A SCREWED UP PLANET.  JUST NUKE THE WORLD AND END ALL THIS IGNORANCE!

HAS OBAMA FOUND THE SOLUTION TO HIS COJONES PROBLEM

H/T TO THE FERAL IRISHMAN

HELL EVEN BULL BALLS WOULD BE AS USELESS AS TITS ON A BOAR HOG 

WHEN IT COMES TO OBAMA!!

10 ILLEGAL ALIEN FACTS

POLITICIANS WHO CATER TO ILLEGALS IN ORDER TO GET ELECTED 

ARE IN MY OPINION, UNAMERICAN TRAITORS.

NAIROBI KENYA OVERRUN BY HYENAS AND BUZZARDS

THE SKIES ABOUT THE KENYAN CAPITAL CITY OF NAIROBI ARE FILLED WITH BUZZARDS WHILE THE STREETS ARE BEING OVERRUN BY HYENAS.  UPON HEARING THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA WAS COMING TO THAT CITY, THE SCAVENGERS OF THE VAST AFRICAN VELDT FLOCKED TO THAT NOW BELEAGUERED CITY.  THESE LAZY VARMINTS, WHO DEPEND ON THE HARD WORK OF OTHERS TO PROVIDE THEIR SUBSIDENCE ARE ONLY TOO AWARE OF THE GENEROSITY OF THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY.    

SO HOPING TO GET THEIR FREE MEAL THEY ARE SWARMING THAT AFRICAN CITY WHILE THEIR BELOVED BENEFACTOR, BARACK OBAMA IS THERE! 

MEANWHILE BACK IN THE STATES---LAZY AMERICANS ARE BEING FATTENED UP FOR THE KILL.  A KILL THEY HAVE NO IDEA THAT IS COMING.

OBAMA AND THE LIONS OF MAASAI MARA

By now the whole world knows that President Obama will visit his native homeland, Kenya this week.  His visit to Kenya has been noted by terrorist in the neighboring country of  Somalia.  Rumors are flying that Somalian terrorist have ventured in the the Kenyan game reserve at Maasai Mara where they have rounded up and caged some 1000 lions and are currently starving the poor beast.  Meat-eaters they intend to loose when Obama visits that Game Reserve.  Good hunting boys!

Breaking News:  President Barack Hussein Obama along with 8 Secret Service Agents and one Kenyan guide have disappeared on the vast veldt of the Maasai Mara Game Reserve.  the only evidence in the area where they were last seen was two well fed lions enjoying themselves after what was thought to be a hardy meal.