DOES HE THINK HE IS ROYAL?
HECK, WHO REALLY KNOWS WHAT THIS GUY THINKS.
HE IS STILL A MYSTERY TO MOST AMERICANS!!!
MAYBE SOON THE MASK WILL BE TORN OFF AND
THE REAL BARACK WILL BE EXPOSED FOR BETTER OR FOR WORST!
Friday
Thursday
Zombie Obama
WHERE ARE THE SCHOOL TRANSCRIPTS???
BRAINS!!! WHAT BRAINS!!!
OR DOES HE HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM OTHERS LIKE
THE ZOMBIE HE AND HIS SUPPORTERS ARE!!!
JUST JOKING!!!
,THE MSM TELL US HE IS A GENIUS
AND WE ALL KNOW THEY TELL ONLY THE TRUTH!!!!!!!
Tuesday
High Gas Prices
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| Cartoon by Glenn McCoy |
NOT JUST A DRAG ON THE ECONOMY, BUT A DRAG ON THOSE WHO CAN LEAST AFFORD IT. WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE GIVING MONEY TO BRAZIL TO EXPLORE FOR OFF SHORE OIL AND DRILLING AND LOANING MONEY TO BUILD REFINERIES IN SOUTH AMERICA----OBAMA AND GANG HAVE EITHER GONE CRAZY OR ITS PART OF SOME MASTER PLAN TO REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH.
H/T TO Townhall Cartoons
Mayan Calendar, End of the World!
ONE THING FOR SURE IF OBAMA WINS IT WILL BE THE
END OF THE AMERICAN WORLD AS MANY NOW KNOW IT!
H/T to Townhall Cartoons
Wednesday
Budget Cuts
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| Cartoon by Lisa Benson |
BARACK, THAT IS NOT A KEEPER!
I ALWAYS FISH FOR THE BIG ONES!
H/T to Townhall Cartoons
Monday
Burning Koran
Getting In Line For Obama
OBAMA HAS CREATED LONG LINES EVERYWHERE,
AT THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE, AT THE FOOD STAMP OFFICE
AND AT THE SOUP KITCHENS.
NORMALLY I HATE LONG LINES,
BUT I WOULD GLADLY STAND IN THIS ONE.
JOIN THE LINE AND YOU WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER!!!
JOIN THE LINE AND YOU WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER!!!
H/T to The Einhorn Press
Saturday
Friday
Tequila---Friday's Joke
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in
the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an
idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart
of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but,
your money stays where it is."
As time goes on, the man has a few
more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
"Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in
the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You
have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an
idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart
of tequila and then do all those other things!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but,
your money stays where it is."
As time goes on, the man has a few
more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
Thursday
A Real Black Hole
FOREIGN AID---WE ARE BROKE
AND GIVING PEOPLE SOMETHING USUALLY DOESN'T HELP THEM.
IT NORMALLY ONLY LINES THE POCKETS OF CORRUPT PUBLIC OFFICIALS
IN MOST THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES.
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