ARE YOU TIRED OF SUFFERING FROM THAT AWFUL CONTAGIOUS DISEASE CALLED "WHITE PRIVILEGE"? FINALLY A LONG FORGOTTEN CURE FOR THIS TERRIBLE AILMENT HAS BEEN RE-DISCOVERED:
MOUSE OVER THE ABOVE BOX AND CLICK THE RED LINE WHEN IT APPEARS TO HEAR OUR BELOVED COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S REACTION TO THE RECENT MURDER OF A YOUNG WOMAN BY AN ILLEGAL ALIEN MURDERER!
WHILE HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGES ARE BEING INVALIDATED OR BANNED, GAY MARRIAGE WILL BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE AS MOST SUCH COUPLES MIGHT AS WELL BE NEUTERED BECAUSE THEY POISE NO DANGER TO THE EXPLODING POPULATION. HELL THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE EUNUCHS IN A HAREM!!!
THIS FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO TOTALITARIANISM IS TO DENY THE EXISTING TRUTH AND THEN TO ERADICATE THE TRUTH OF THE PAST! TRUTH IS ALWAYS THE FIRST VICTIM OF SO-CALLED PROGRESSIVES!
THE KOCH BROTHERS HAVE A CHARITY THAT BASICALLY DISTRIBUTES THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY TO THE NEEDY AS DOES THE CLINTON FOUNDATION. BUT THE MANAGERIAL OVERHEAD OF THE CLINTON FOUNDATION IS OVER 150 TIMES GREATER THAN THE KOCH FOUNDATION. GUESS THE POOR CLINTON'S JUST NEED MORE MONEY! TALK ABOUT A F**KING SCAM.
AIN'T IT THE FUCKING TRUTH AMERICA. WHILE THE FOOL IN THE WHITE HOUSE POUNDS HIS CHEST, THINKING HE IS TARZAN (LORD OF THE JUNGLE) BECAUSE OF HIS RECENT SUPREME COURT VICTORIES AND THE LOWER UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS, THE PRICK FORGETS HE IS LITTLE MORE THAN THE CHIMP BESIDE THE MAN AND JANE WHO SIMPLY CRASHED IN THE JUNGLE.
BUT THE TRUTH IS HE WILL SOON BE BACK THERE AND SUCKING ON A BANANA (DAMN THAT'S PROBABLY THE TRUTH) AND RUNNING FROM THOSE KENYAN LIONS WHILE HOPING SOME WHITE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS WILL SAVE HIS SORRY ASS! NOW THAT'S MORE TRUTH THAN YOU WILL EVER HEAR FROM THE MOUTH OF THE ONE WHO SPORTS THOSE PEARLY WHITE'S AND THAT LYING SMILE!!
WTF....FU*K I THINK SOME PROGRESSIVE NERD SITTING IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT WILL TRY TO HAVE ME BANNED FROM GOOGLE FOR DARING TO TELL THE TRUTH. A TRUTH HE OR SHE WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE OR EVEN ADMIT EXIST. HAPPY 4TH OF JULY PATRIOTS AND HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO YOU SORRY MOTHER-FU*KER"S WHO WOULD TEAR DOWN THE COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN TO INSTALL OBAMA'S "BRAVE NEW WORLD"! AND IN CONCLUSION, IT'S TOO DAMN BAD WE DON'T HAVE THE DRAFT TODAY, SO WE COULD SNATCH UP SOME OF THESE YOUNG LIBERAL JERKS WHO PARADE AROUND OUR UNIVERSITY CAMPUSES WITH THEIR BACK PACKS FILLED WITH POLITICALLY CORRECT TEXT BOOKS; AND TOSS THEM OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD AND SEE THE REAL PRICE THAT IS PAID BY THE FEW TODAY IN OUR ARMED FORCES SO THEY CAN BURN THE FLAG, STOMP ON PATRIOTIC VALUES AND IN GENERAL SHOW THEIR DISGUST WITH THE LAND OF OUR FATHERS.
HISTORY IS FULL OF LESSONS IF ONE IS SMART ENOUGH TO LEARN THOSE LESSONS. WE ALL KNOW THAT CAPITALISM BUILT THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD, THE UNITED STATES. BUT NOW SOME AT THE TOP ARE DRAGGING US TOWARD SOCIALISM THE SYSTEM THAT DESTROYED THE OLD SOVIET UNION. SEEMS LIKE LIBERALS NEVER LEARN THE LESSONS OF HISTORY.
IN AN OFF-THE-RECORD INTERVIEW CONDUCTED BY AN UNIDENTIFIED REPORTER FORMER PRESIDENT BILL "BUBBA" CLINTON SAID THAT THE ONLY THING HILLARY IS GOOD AT IS TOSSING DOWN A STIFF ONE. HE QUICKLY QUALIFIED THAT BY SAYING, "A DRINK"!
RUMORS ARE RAMPANT IN WASHINGTON, AFTER AN UNAUTHORIZED WHITE HOUSE LEAK CONFIRMED THAT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA HAS BEEN WORKING WITH REPRESENTATIVES FROM A PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN ALIEN SOCIETY FROM A DISTANT PLANET IN THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY SINCE THE EARLY DAYS OF HIS FIRST TERM IN OFFICE. THIS SOURCE SAID THAT TOP SCIENTIST FROM WHAT WE SHALL CALL PLANET "X" ADVISED THE PRESIDENT THAT THE EARTH WAS ON THE VERGE OF DESTRUCTION BECAUSE OF THE UNREGULATED BURNING OF FOSSIL FUELS. TOP EPA OFFICIALS WORKING WITH THE ALIENS HAVE WORKED OUT A SOLUTION THAT WOULD NOT ONLY STOP, BUT REVERSE THE EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARNING. THE PLAN CALLS FOR THE IMMEDIATE EXTERMINATION OF 99% OF THE WORLDS POPULATION AND THE RELOCATION OF THE REMAINING 1% TO ALIEN CONTROLLED RESERVATIONS WHERE THE ALIENS WILL MAKE SURE ALL OF THEIR NEEDS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR, MUCH LIKE THE NATIVE AMERICANS IN THE 19TH CENTURY. CRADLE TO GRAVE CARE WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE GREAT GREEN ALIEN FATHER WHO WILL BE ASSISTED BY A SELECT GROUP OF NATIVE EARTHLINGS. AS OF THIS TIME, THE PRESIDENT HAS NOT DENIED OR CONFIRMED THESE RUMORS. HOWEVER, WHEN WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN, JOSH EARNEST WAS ASKED ABOUT THIS HE SAID THE GOAL OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAD ALWAYS BEEN CRADLE TO GRAVE CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS REGARDLESS OF RACE, COLOR, CREED OR NATIONAL ORIGIN.
