Lower Carbon Emissions will reduce Mass Shooting

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED, THAT FOR THE MOST PART THE MURDER RATE IN THE LARGE URBAN AREAS IS MUCH HIGHER THAN THAT IN THE TREE INFESTED RURAL AREAS.  AND AS YOU TRAVEL THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE YOU HEAR THE SOUNDS OF NATURE AND NOT THOSE OF MAN-MADE DEVICES SUCH AS TAXI CABS AND MASS-TRANSIT MACHINES.  PERHAPS IF WE COULD JUST PLANT MORE TREES ON ROOF TOPS---TREES THAT WOULD SUCK UP THOSE TERRIBLE MAN-MADE CARBON EMISSIONS, THAT ARE THE OBVIOUS CAUSE OF CRIME IN THE STREETS WE COULD ALL LIVE IN PEACE AND THE CRY OF ALLAH AKBAR WOULD BE SILENCED.  YES INDEED, OUR DEAR LEADER HAS IT RIGHT---ELIMINATE CARBON EMISSIONS AND GUN VIOLENCE AS WELL AS RADICAL JIHAD WILL BECOME A THING OF OUR NEANDERTHAL-LIKE PAST AND THE SHEEP WILL LIE DOWN WTIH THE LION!  by  Ron Russell