Rebel Pickup in Chicago

IT HAS BEEN LESS THAN ONE YEAR SINCE BILLY BOB'S PICKUP TRUCK TOOK THE WRONG EXIT OFF INTERSTATE 290 AND FOUND HIMSELF IN THE INFAMOUS "BLACK FOREST" OF CHICAGO'S SOUTH SIDE.  COMMUNITY LEADERS SUCH AS AL SHARPTON, JESSE JACKSON AND MAYOR RAHM EMANUEL HAVE ALL BEEN QUICK TO POINT OUT SINCE THAT DAY THERE HAVE BEEN OVER 244 BLACK TEENAGE KILLINGS IN THE CITY.  THE MAYOR AND OTHER RACE BAITERS  ICONIC LEADERS PLACE THE BLAME SQUARELY ON THE ACT OF BILLY BOB AND HIS DISGRACEFUL REBEL TRUCK.  MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN DIXIE THE BILLY BOB GANG IS SECRETLY ORGANIZING A GREAT CONVOY CONSISTING OF SOME 1000 VEHICLES THAT WILL SOON HEAD TO THE WINDY CITY.  

JUST THIS OLE REDNECK FART'S THINKING ON THIS SATURDAY MORNING!

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