Wednesday

The Sons of Holder, de Blasio and Obama

RUMORS COMING FROM S.H.I.T. (Sharpton Headquarters for Interracial Turmoil) HAVE CONFIRMED THAT FOLLOWING A MEETING OF THE SONS OF ERIC HOLDER, BILL de BLASIO AND LONG LOST SON OF REIGNING PRESIDENT OBAMA, TRAYVON MARTIN OBAMA, A PLAN HAS BEEN DEVISED BY THE THREE "SONS OF DESTINY" TO STAMP OUT FOREVER THE RACISM FOUND AMONG PASTY-FACED WHITES HIDING BEHIND BLUE UNIFORMS.  THE PLAN WOULD INCLUDE DISPATCHING TWO MAN "HOODIE" TEAMS ACROSS AMERICA TO PREEMPTIVELY STRIKE AND ELIMINATE ANY SIGNS OF "BLUE AND WHITE" FOUND IN OR NEAR BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS.
FOR THOSE DOZEN OR MORE READERS OF THIS SITE, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY RECENT ABSENSE CAUSED BY A VISIT TO THE SURGEONS TABLE.  HOPE TO BE BACK AT FULL SPEED SOON.  IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY COPYING THIS POST FOR YOUR BLOG OR FACEBOOK PAGE THIS PERSONAL COMMENT WILL NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE COPY CODE FOUND BELOW.     

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Saturday

Edmund Ruffin: Fired first and last shot in the War for Southern Independence

A TRIBUTE TO THE MAN WHO FIRED THE FIRST SHOT OF THE "WAR FOR SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE' AND PERHAPS THE LAST.  EDMUND RUFFIN  
 POSTED SOMETIME BACK ON MY TOTUS BLOG
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The Little Match Girl and Eric Garner


ERIC GARNER DIED, NOT BECAUSE HE WAS A BLACK MAN BUT BECAUSE HE COMMITTED 2 UNFORGIVABLE PROGRESSIVE RULES:  FIRST HE REFUSED TO PAY HIS TAXES AND SECOND HE DARED TO STEP OUTSIDE THE LIBERAL MOLD THAT PROGRESSIVES THINK BLACK MEN SHOULD FIT IN BY BECOMING A MICRO-ENTREPRENEUR MUCH LIKE HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSON'S "LITTLE MATCH GIRL" WHO DIED ON THE STREETS SELLING LOOSE MATCHES.  AN ENTREPRENEUR WHO REFUSED TO ACCEPT HIS POSITION ON THE DEMOCRAT PLANTATION BY ARROGANTLY TRYING TO PROVIDE A BETTER LIFE FOR HIS FAMILY BY SELLING LOOSE CIGARETTES ON THE STREETS OF NYC INSTEAD OF RELYING ON HANDOUTS FROM BIG BROTHER TYPES LIKE MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO AND HIS FELLOW-TRAVELERS.  OF COURSE THE MAYOR WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO SUCH A THING AND PLACES THE BLAME SQUARELY ON RACIST WHITE POLICE.  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE THEME FOR THIS POST.  ALSO POSTED AT Stop Obama Satire  
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Thursday

Osama's Last Words: "I'd rather be Waterboarded......"

A MEMBER OF SEAL TEAM 6 HAS JUST REVEALED THAT OSAMA'S LAST WORDS WERE HIM BEGGING TO BE WATERBOARDED.  OF COURSE THE SEAL TEAM MEMBER COULD NOT OBLIGE BECAUSE WATERBOARDING IS NOW OUTLAWED, AND BESIDE THEY HAD STANDING ORDERS TO SHOOT HIM ON SITE.  THE FEELING IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WAS THAT OSAMA SHOULD NEVER, NEVER BE BROUGHT BACK TO AMERICA AND READ HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS BEFORE GOING INTO THE LEGAL SYSTEM.  HELL UNDER ERIC HOLDERS JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HE JUST MIGHT BE FOUND INNOCENT AND RELEASED.   
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Wednesday

Terrorist Prefer Waterboarding over Drone Attacks

IT WOULD APPEAR THAT FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH WAS FAR TOO KIND WHEN DEALING WITH TERRORIST.  SEEMS THAT HE JUST PUSSY-FOOTED AROUND AND WATERBOARDED THEM WHILE OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT NOT ONLY KILLS THEM AND THEIR GOAT-LOVING KIDS AND FAMILY WHILE THEY SLEEP WITH DRONES BUT CONDEMNS THE IMPUDENT ACTIONS OF BUSH. 
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Tuesday

The only War that Democrats know how to Wage

IN GENERAL DEMOCRATS ARE OPPOSED TO ALMOST ALL FOREIGN WARS, EVEN THOSE NECESSARY FOR THE DEFENSE OF THE NATION.  BUT THEY NEVER HESITATE TO BEGIN WARS AT HOME BETWEEN DIFFERENT GROUPS.  IN FACT, THEIR EXISTENCE AS A MAJOR POLITICAL PARTY DEPENDS ON IT.  
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Monday

Authoritarian Douchebags

AMERICANS MUST FACE A HARD TRUTH.  THE TRUTH IS THERE ARE AN ELITE GROUP OF PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS LIKE JONATHAN GRUBER AND HIS SIDE KICK BARACK OBAMA WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR US IGNORANT PEONS.  AFTER ALL THEY ARE PRODUCTS OF THAT PROGRESSIVE DIPLOMA MILL, KNOWN AS HARVARD UNIVERSITY, WHILE WE KNUCKLE-DRAGGIN' NEANDERTHAL TROGLODYTES, AT THE VERY BEST, ARE GRADUATES OF "PODUNK COMMUNITY COLLEGE"!   
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No. 1 reason to pay your Taxes

MILLIONS OF OBAMA VOTERS THINK YOU ARE STUPID, YEP YOU!  THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GO TO WORK EVERY DAY AND, MORE OR LESS, TURN OVER A LARGE PORTION OF YOUR HARD-EARNED PAYCHECK SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR CHICKEN WINGS AND MALT LIQUOR.  IT DOES MAKE ONE RE-THINK THEIR NOTION OF WHO IS REALLY STUPID. 
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Friday

Most Interracial violent crime committed by Blacks against Whites

TO HEAR AL SHARPTON AND OTHER RACE-BAITERS, BLACKS ARE THE VICTIMS OF CRIMES COMMITTED BY WHITES AGAINST THEM.  OOPS, THE STATS SHOW SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. 
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Looters are now "Undocumented Shoppers"

IN AN EFFORT TO PROTECT LOOTERS PEACEFUL PROTESTORS PRESIDENT OBAMA IS PREPARING TO SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT WILL MANDATE ALL FEDERAL EMPLOYEES, RADIO AND TV STATIONS LICENSED BY THE FCC REFRAIN FROM USING THE DEROGATORY RACIST TERM "LOOTERS".  HENCEFORTH ALL THESE POOR DOWN-TRODDEN SOULS WHO ARE ONLY TRYING TO PROVIDE A BETTER LIFE FOR THEIR FAMILY WILL BE KNOWN AS "UNDOCUMENTED SHOPPERS". 
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Thursday

The United States has too many "Crackers" and not enough "Chili Peppers"

IT IS TIME TO FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE THE COUNTRY OF WASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON AND BRING ABOUT A NEW ORDER.  THIS NATION HAS TOO MANY CRACKERS AND NOT ENOUGH CHILI PEPPERS. 
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Gucci and Giorgio Armani Hoodies for Black Victims of Police Brutality


BOTH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND  AL SHARPTON HAVE SUGGESTED THAT CONGRESS APPROPRIATE SOME $263,000,000 TO PROVIDE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS ACROSS THE NATION FUNDS THAT WOULD PROVIDE SOME 50,000 PERSONAL BODY CAMERAS SO THAT THE RACIST ACTS OF WHITE CRACKER OFFICERS CAN BE DOCUMENTED.  AT THE SAME TIME REV. AL AND HIS WHITE HOUSE SIDE-KICK ARE CALLING FOR AN ADDITIONAL $500,000,000 TO PROVIDE AN ESTIMATED 1,000,000 INNOCENT BLACK VICTIMS OF POLICE BRUTALITY WITH GUCCI AND GIORGIO ARMANI HOODIES AVAILABLE IN ALL COLORS EXCEPT WHITE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.  THE REASON FOR THE HOODIES IS QUITE CLEAR ACCORDING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.
A RIDER HAS BEEN ATTACHED TO THE "FAIR-PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT" THAT WOULD ALLOW ERIC HOLDER'S JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO HAVE COMPLETE EDITORIAL CONTROL  OF ANY AND ALL FILM COLLECTED BY POLICE BODY CAMS TO ASSURE "OBAMA-STYLE" TRANSPARENCY.  
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