Tonto and the Lone Ranger: America's First Gay Couple

CARTOON BY GLENN FODEN 

EVER WONDER WHY TONTO WAS HANGING AROUND WITH A WHITE CRACKER.  WHAT WAS IN IT FOR HIM.  ALL THOSE COLD NIGHTS ON THE TRAIL WHEN HE COULD HAVE HAD ALL THE COMFORTS OF THE WIGWAM.  NO WONDER HE CALLED HIM "KEMOSABE"!