Ronald McDonald, America's enemy of the Waistline, has been captured and executed.

H/T TO  THE PEOPLES CUBE

ACCORDING TO OUR GOOD FRIENDS OVER AT THE PEOPLES CUBE  THE THREAT OF OBESITY HAS BEEN GREATLY REDUCED BY THE RECENT CAPTURE AND EXECUTION OF AMERICA'S NO. 1 ENEMY, RONALD McDONALD.  SOURCES CLOSE TO THIS BREAKING STORY HAVE REVEALED THAT RONALD McDONALD WAS CAPTURED AFTER A LONG TRAIL OF LARGE FOOTPRINTS LEAD THE PEOPLES REVOLUTIONARY GUARD DEEP INTO THE HEART OF ENEMY COUNTRY IN THE OZARK MOUNTAINS HOME TO THE BOURGEOISIE REACTIONARY FORCES.  McDONALD WAS CAPTURED AFTER A BRIEF STRUGGLE AND PUT ON TRIAL MINUTES LATER WITH MEMBERS OF THE REVOLUTIONARY COUNCIL DEALING A HARSH BLOW TO OBESITY BY DELIVERING A SWIFT GUILTY VERDICT. 

 

GREAT LEADER BARACK OBAMA, ALONG WITH MEMBERS FROM THE LETTUCE AND TOMATO LOBBY WATCHED THE UNFOLDING EVENTS FROM THE SAFETY OF THE OVAL OFFICE VIA A LINK FROM THE PEOPLES SATELLITE.

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