The Common Good Comes Before the Individual Good. Sounds like a slogan from the Democrat Party, along the lines of Shrillary’s infamous proclamation, “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.” One country actually had this progressive motto engraved on its coinage, which can still be acquired from Capitalist Pig:
The Nazis massacred 20 million people under the philosophy of collectivism, so integral to German society it was inscribed on edge of every Reichsmark coin.
“Gemeinnutz geht vor Eigennutz” (“The community comes before the individual”) concretizes the belief the “greater good” is the only standard of value. Under such a system, man is not an end to himself, only a sacrifice for the Führer or mob. Thanks to Moonbattery
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Saturday
Friday
Taking a Knee During Taps at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
The scene is the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, during taps.
Anyone who thinks it doesn’t matter how the diamond-encrusted Neanderthals of the NFL behave while the national anthem is performed must not have seen this picture. The rot that started with Colin Kaepernick is spreading fast. Thanks to Moonbatery
Honestly, if it were left up to me, I would line this guy before a firing squad and say, "ready aim fire". Of course, I would use blanks. This escapee from a dung pile would most certainly soil himself. But would remember the moment for the rest of what I suspect will be a short life. Disrespect for the flag is bad enough, but disrespect for a fallen hero at his tomb! What a fricking a$$hole!
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Anyone who thinks it doesn’t matter how the diamond-encrusted Neanderthals of the NFL behave while the national anthem is performed must not have seen this picture. The rot that started with Colin Kaepernick is spreading fast. Thanks to Moonbatery
Honestly, if it were left up to me, I would line this guy before a firing squad and say, "ready aim fire". Of course, I would use blanks. This escapee from a dung pile would most certainly soil himself. But would remember the moment for the rest of what I suspect will be a short life. Disrespect for the flag is bad enough, but disrespect for a fallen hero at his tomb! What a fricking a$$hole!
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Tuesday
Study shows NFL protests linked to brain damage
A groundbreaking new study by Mayo Clinic’s leading neurologist, Dr. Terrence Lachance, has shown results indicating a link between brain damage and compulsive unwarranted protesting. This news, in light of recent protests by NFL players, seems to be making sense to a lot of people, while leaving others dumbfounded.
“My study conclusively shows that over time, repeated blows to the head, injuries that could be sustained from playing a sport like football, severely depreciates the logic facilities in the brain,” says Dr. Lachance. “Once I noticed this, I immediately had to reach out to leading behavioral psychologists to further dissect this phenomenon.”
“Now that we understand that these players don’t have the mental capacity to fully understand complex issues, we can see why they might want to protest,” agreed the American Psychological Association’s leading psychologist Dr. Lara Feinstein.
“They (football players) make egregious amounts of money for nothing more than God-given talent and the right physical training," said Dr. Feinstein. "They are then put on a national stage and made to believe they are truly special and important so that they perform better on the field. We now know that while they may be fantastic football players, their ability to comment on socioeconomic politics is severely lacking.”
When asked for a statement, Roger Goodell declined to comment apart from a cease and desist letter we were handed, insisting we not publish this story. Read more.....
“They (football players) make egregious amounts of money for nothing more than God-given talent and the right physical training," said Dr. Feinstein. "They are then put on a national stage and made to believe they are truly special and important so that they perform better on the field. We now know that while they may be fantastic football players, their ability to comment on socioeconomic politics is severely lacking.”
When asked for a statement, Roger Goodell declined to comment apart from a cease and desist letter we were handed, insisting we not publish this story. Read more.....
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Monday
Rocket Man has declared war on the United States
North Korea's leader, Kim Jong-un aka "Rocket Man" has announced that his nation has declared war on the United States. Why do we want to repeat history and give them the first shot as we did with the Japs in WWII and Osama bin Laden in the war on terror. One must wonder how many Americans will fall from that first enemy blow. America should strike hard and now!
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Saturday
Being a African Albino, makes one a target for body parts in sub-Saharan Africa
Apparently being a white black man in sub-Saharan Africa presents a clear and present danger to those natives of the 'Dark Continent' not afflicted with albinism.
"In the last decade, close to 200 killings and more than 500 attacks on people with albinism have been reported in 27 sub-Saharan African countries.
Tanzania has the highest number of recorded attacks globally at more than 170. There have also been reports of attacks in the Democratic Republic of Congo, Malawi, Mozambique and Burundi.
Most of these attacks are fuelled by rising demand for the body parts of people with albinism used in rituals by traditional healers, known as muti killing or black magic, juju.
The hair and bones, genitals and thumbs of people with albinism are said to possess distinct powers. Alleged to bring wealth or success, they are often dried and ground, put into a package to be carried, to be secreted in boats, businesses, homes or clothing, or scattered in the sea."
You can't make this up. Check out this link: People with albinism may be attacked and killed for their body parts.
A political version of this story is posted over at TOTUS
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Friday
Rocket Man vs. Mentally Deranged U.S. Dotard
Thursday
Trump Tower wiretapped by Obama's Department of Justice
Remember President Trump tweeting just a few months ago that Obama wiretapped Trump Tower before and after the November election. Recall all the flack he took from those in the main stream media. As it turns out Trump was correct in that the Obama Justice Department did indeed wiretap certain offices in Trump Tower. This story is just beginning to break and the details are still unfolding at this hour. Apparently, Obama's spy chief, former Director of Intelligence James Clapper has now done an about-face from earlier testimony given before Congressional Committees. He is now admitting that conversations with Trump may have been recorded by wiretaps. More on this story Here......
It is time for the Trump Justice Department to have a full scale internal investigation of not only the wiretaps, but the unmasking of dozens of Trump associates by former United Nations Ambassador Samantha Power.
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Wednesday
"Hallelujah! Pass my club" Battle cry from the Land of the Troglodytes.
There is little doubt how the Democrats see those who support 'The Donald'. They have made it very clear. They view us a throw-backs to some earlier age. Frankly, we Troglodytes, don't give a fu*king damn. We prefer the 'good-ole days' and not some Aldous Huxley Brave New World, where an all-knowing, all-seeing big brother seeks to regulate every action we take and every thought coming from what they see as our minuscule Troglodyte gray matter. What they fail to recognize is that we don't all think alike---after all there are '50 shades of gray'. Also posted at TOTUS
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Monday
Educates discourage chanting 'USA, USA, USA' at Sporting Events
To get an idea of how broadly federal resolutions to crack down on “racism, extremism, xenophobia, anti-Semitism, and White supremacy” might be applied, consider that educrats consider it “intolerant and offensive” for sports fans to chant “USA”:
Controversy erupts at Vista Del Lago High School in Folsom [California] over students chanting “USA.”
It’s a popular way to for students to show pride during sporting events and rallies, but school and district officials are now warning students that the chants could appear inappropriate and intolerant.
“I wasn’t angry, but I was definitely like, ‘Why can’t we chant USA?’” said senior Ryan Bernal, “To say USA, you know, we’re all the same. We’re all American. It doesn’t matter what your skin tone is or where you’re from.”
No, we are not all the same. Some are guilty of white privilege. By celebrating America, these thought criminals are celebrating the freedom that allows them to succeed. That is, they are celebrating their odious white privilege. Therefore, these racists must be silenced. Or at least, that’s the closest I can come to understanding liberal reasoning on this issue.
One thing I understand clearly is that patriotism and political correctness are mutually exclusive. Thanks to Moonbattery
AND JUST FOR THE AMERICA HATERS OF THE LEFT, I OFFER THE BELOW:
Sunday
Berkeley spends $600,000 to protect their tarnished 'Free Speech Zone' image
This week, the powers that be, at The University of California at Berkeley spent over $600,000 to insure their image of 'Free Speech' would not be further tarnished by Antifa and the rest of America hating scumbags that seem to dominate that corner of the Nation. It's not that Berkeley wanted conservative, Ben Shapiro to speak, it's just they didn't want the rest of the country to see what a bunch of a$$holes they really are. Much to their dismay, the leaders at that discredited University, proved that walls do work. Most of the money spent went to the construction of barricades around the campus. Damn they beat 'The Donald' to it!!! My hope is more and more conservative speakers will be invited to express their opinions by like-minded student groups on campus. After all, the more they spend on protecting such speakers is the less they will have to indoctrinate the mindless brain-dead zombies that have infested their ivy-covered walls.
The idiots in the crowd at Shapiro's speech couldn’t help but showcase just how mentally retarded they are, by actually accusing Shapiro, an observant Orthodox Jew, of being a full-fledged, card-carrying white supremacist or neo-Nazi! Seriously folks, these are the inbreeds that your tax dollars are paying for?
Shapiro couldn’t help himself:
“Thanks to Antifa and the supposed anti-fascist brigade for exposing what the radical left truly is…All of America is watching because you guys are so stupid. It’s horrifying, I am grateful, and you can all go to hell, you pathetic, lying, stupid jackasses.” Below is a brief exert from his address to the students:
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Friday
National Anthem now under attack by progressives groups and businesses
Now that Confederate monuments are being removed across the nation and statues of Christopher Columbus and Thomas Jefferson are coming under attack, the left is now turning it's attention to the National Anthem. Apparently, customers at a Buffalo Wild Wings franchise in California were shocked when an employee muted the Anthem before the start of a televised NFL game---saying it was the policy of his company not to allow such controversial things to be heard or seen on the premises. This was the same established that not long ago barred police because they were packing heat in a 'gun free zone'. Where does this madness end? Perhaps with many whites being sent to re-indoctrination camps or maybe to some obscure location in the Rocky Mts. where the smoke from the CREMATORIUMS will go unnoticed. I must wonder where is the modern day Hitler? Maybe he is already walking on a University campus with his backpack! Complete with a copy of Mein Kampf or Das Kapital. Hell they are interchangeable! One thing for certain, you will find no copy of Adam Smith's, Wealth of Nations---I would suspect that campus activist have already removed and destroyed any copies they could find at the school library. But then maybe Adam Smith's book is safe----after all, the library is the least visited building on campus. The long and short of the matter, is the National Anthem will soon be a thing of the past at most Universities and our spineless political leaders will do little or nothing about it.
RON RUSSELL
RON RUSSELL
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Thursday
Superman Renounced U.S. Citizenship, Now Shields Illegals From White Supremacist In New Episode
Truth, justice and ¡Viva México!
In the newest Action Comics, Superman stars in “The Oz Effect” where among other things, he is shown in a panel to be protecting a group of illegal immigrants from a white man carrying a gun wearing an American flag bandanna. The villain here, the white guy shooting at the illegals is motivated in the comic because he’s upset that the illegals are taking his job.
Did we mention that Superman is also no longer an American citizen? In a fit of rage, he recently renounced his citizenship because he doesn’t want to be a pawn of American foreign policy. Here’s a 1941 issue of Superman, showing what the modern left says they want: NAZI PUNCHING!
Without a doubt those good folks over at Action Comics would have you believe those who are opposed to illegal immigration are neo-Nazis and white supremacist. Read more.....
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In the newest Action Comics, Superman stars in “The Oz Effect” where among other things, he is shown in a panel to be protecting a group of illegal immigrants from a white man carrying a gun wearing an American flag bandanna. The villain here, the white guy shooting at the illegals is motivated in the comic because he’s upset that the illegals are taking his job.
Did we mention that Superman is also no longer an American citizen? In a fit of rage, he recently renounced his citizenship because he doesn’t want to be a pawn of American foreign policy. Here’s a 1941 issue of Superman, showing what the modern left says they want: NAZI PUNCHING!
Without a doubt those good folks over at Action Comics would have you believe those who are opposed to illegal immigration are neo-Nazis and white supremacist. Read more.....
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Wednesday
Progressive Hate spills over to Christopher Columbus Statue in NYC
The massive wave of hatred that leftists have been expressing toward our heritage shows no sign of letting up. A statue of Christopher Columbus — despised by liberals for bringing Western Civilization to the New World — was just vandalized in New York’s Central Park:
To translate, “Hate will not be tolerated” means that leftists will not tolerate anything they hate. They hate you, me, our history, our culture, our values, and everything else that makes our lives meaningful. Their objective in the Culture War — which they have been winning — is total extirpation. Thanks to Moonbattery
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Friday
If you support Trump, then you've a White Supremacist and a Nazi
Ben Garrison’s response to the Think Progress article
If you’re a patriot and believe your country should come first, then you will be labeled a ‘nationalist.’ If you happen to be white you will then be called a ‘white nationalist,’ then smeared as a ‘white supremacist’ and then a ‘Nazi.’ That’s the modus operandi of the mainstream media these days as well as neo liberal lefty so-called ‘progressive’ sites.I knew what I was in for when I granted an interview with “Think Progress” and of course they left out nearly all of the good things I said about President Trump and instead concentrated on my criticism of him.
Then they framed it all with a pejorative headline.The published biased interview confirmed my suspicions, this is what happens when you agree to an interview with Fake News Media.
As for my ‘hate speech is not free speech’ gaffe in 2014, it’s something I’ll never live down. In my defense, it pertained to Facebook and their community standards, which in my case they refused to enforce without a lot of legal persuasion. The reporter dug it up and added it in as a ‘gotcha’ side issue.
If he would have brought it up to me directly I would have explained to him that I meant that it’s not free on Facebook and other social media, which have rules against such stuff…but at the time Facebook was allowing libelous doppleganger pages using my face, name and altered cartoons to stand. Those vile pages featured a dopplegänger version of me who screamed for the murder of blacks, Jews and gay people.
I caught the flak and hate mail, to the delight of the trolls. Facebook allowed the pages to stand for long periods of time–most likely because of my conservative stances. They must have thought I ‘deserved’ it. Facebook would explain that such pages didn’t violate their rules and I had to get my lawyer involved at one point.
Nowadays the MSM and Silicon Valley along with the SPLC and ADL all want to decide what hate speech is and that’s very dangerous. People are already getting censored for politically incorrect viewpoints. These days, just to be a Trump supporter is to be a ‘hater.’ Check out Ben's Cartoons and Blog
—Ben Garrison
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Thursday
Veiled Woman Attacks Shop Owner In RAGE For Selling Lingerie Near Headscarves
A saleswoman at a fashion boutique in Berlin, Germany got a nasty surprise when a Muslim niqab-wearing woman viciously assaulted her. Why? Because she thought it was improper to have lingerie displayed near Islamic headscarves. Submit to Shariah law or else infidels! Or something like that. This happened in the Berlin district of Neukölln. Surprise, surprise… they have a very high percentage of Muslim immigrants in residence there. At first the woman voiced her displeasure loudly. When her demands were denied, she physically laid into the shopkeeper.
Ironically, the victim was a 40 year-old Arabic immigrant. She said she saw a tattoo on the neck of her attacker and blonde hair under the niqab. That would indicate it is a convert. There are none so maniacally devout as those who are converted to Islam. Police say the woman had entered the shop once before and insulted the saleswoman in both German and Turkish before being told to leave.
For once, authorities in Germany are considering this attack to be religiously motivated. What was their first clue? Duh. They have been unable to identify the woman after she fled the scene of the attack before the police could get there. With all the niqabs (face veils) out there, how are they ever supposed to identify attackers? Just wondering. However, she did leave her cellphone and a glove there. Maybe they’ll nail her after all… but it’s doubtful.
This is far from the first time something like this has happened. In fact, in Europe it’s dirt common anymore sadly. These adherents to the Religion of Peace try to act as Morality Police for the cause. They impose their warped version of morality on businesses and individuals and if they don’t comply, violence often ensues. According to a report from July, Muslims of Chechen origin have repeatedly tried to enforce Islamic morality in Berlin. Read more.....
Ironically, the victim was a 40 year-old Arabic immigrant. She said she saw a tattoo on the neck of her attacker and blonde hair under the niqab. That would indicate it is a convert. There are none so maniacally devout as those who are converted to Islam. Police say the woman had entered the shop once before and insulted the saleswoman in both German and Turkish before being told to leave.
For once, authorities in Germany are considering this attack to be religiously motivated. What was their first clue? Duh. They have been unable to identify the woman after she fled the scene of the attack before the police could get there. With all the niqabs (face veils) out there, how are they ever supposed to identify attackers? Just wondering. However, she did leave her cellphone and a glove there. Maybe they’ll nail her after all… but it’s doubtful.
This is far from the first time something like this has happened. In fact, in Europe it’s dirt common anymore sadly. These adherents to the Religion of Peace try to act as Morality Police for the cause. They impose their warped version of morality on businesses and individuals and if they don’t comply, violence often ensues. According to a report from July, Muslims of Chechen origin have repeatedly tried to enforce Islamic morality in Berlin. Read more.....
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Wednesday
DACA protected low-life punk kills 24 year old American Girl
A grieving father in Florida has now revealed who murdered his daughter outside of a bar in Naples: Carlos Rodriguez, a convicted, illegal alien who is under protection by the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program.
The man, Curt Engelsen, called up the columnist Howie Carr to describe the details he had learned surrounding the murder of his 24-year-old daughter Kelsey Engelsen.
“They said [Rodriguez] was a DREAMer…. What about my daughter’s dreams? And her daughter’s — she left a two-year-old girl. If you’re an American murdered by one of these people, I guess you don’t get to dream.”
Rodriguez had been previously reported to have been charged with a second degree murder after Kelsey’s death after he had gotten into a fight with another man, where the nearby Kelsey was shot and wounded due to the altercation. Kelsey’s boyfriend said he had heard that there was an argument and that Rodriguez started “spraying bullets,” one of which hit and killed Kelsey.
Kathryn Steinle was 32 when she was murdered by Juan Francisco Lopez Sanchez, an illegal immigrant who had been deported five times with a rifle stolen from a federal agent. At the time, he had already served 17 years for entering America illegally and had four felony drug convictions. After a stray bullet fired by Lopez killed Steinle as she walked on the pier with her father in San Francisco, her name and the cause of cracking down on all kinds of illegal immigration activity became a major plank for Trump to stand on during his campaign. ICE needs more support from the government to do their job, and one part of that job is to deport the illegal immigrants that live fairly peacefully. Even peaceful illegal aliens are breaking the law.
Legal visitors to America know that their presence in the country is based entirely on the good graces of the American government and whatever mood the border guards happen to be in that day. If you are not an American, you do not have the same rights as Americans. \
Thanks to Right Wing Humor
The man, Curt Engelsen, called up the columnist Howie Carr to describe the details he had learned surrounding the murder of his 24-year-old daughter Kelsey Engelsen.
“They said [Rodriguez] was a DREAMer…. What about my daughter’s dreams? And her daughter’s — she left a two-year-old girl. If you’re an American murdered by one of these people, I guess you don’t get to dream.”
Rodriguez had been previously reported to have been charged with a second degree murder after Kelsey’s death after he had gotten into a fight with another man, where the nearby Kelsey was shot and wounded due to the altercation. Kelsey’s boyfriend said he had heard that there was an argument and that Rodriguez started “spraying bullets,” one of which hit and killed Kelsey.
Kathryn Steinle was 32 when she was murdered by Juan Francisco Lopez Sanchez, an illegal immigrant who had been deported five times with a rifle stolen from a federal agent. At the time, he had already served 17 years for entering America illegally and had four felony drug convictions. After a stray bullet fired by Lopez killed Steinle as she walked on the pier with her father in San Francisco, her name and the cause of cracking down on all kinds of illegal immigration activity became a major plank for Trump to stand on during his campaign. ICE needs more support from the government to do their job, and one part of that job is to deport the illegal immigrants that live fairly peacefully. Even peaceful illegal aliens are breaking the law.
Legal visitors to America know that their presence in the country is based entirely on the good graces of the American government and whatever mood the border guards happen to be in that day. If you are not an American, you do not have the same rights as Americans. \
Thanks to Right Wing Humor
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Monday
College Students demand 'Banana Free Zone' following Racist Banana Peel incident on campus
Banana peels are the new burning cross on your lawn! The KKK doesn’t have to firebomb your house anymore to spread terror, they can just huck banana peels into the treetops. At least that’s the new thinking at Ole Miss.
The University of Mississippi is in a panic after an off-campus Greek life retreat event was cut short when three black students found a banana peel in a tree in front of one of the cabins they were staying at. Some students were described as having been “hurt, frightened, and upset by what occurred at [the retreat].
So now when these students see a wayward banana peel, they immediately jump to RACISM! instead of looking at their feet to make sure there aren’t any more obstacles left by the banana bandit who has been injuring the good people of Mississippi since the 50s. One students, the president of the Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority, was unsettled by the next day’s option of bananas for breakfast at the retreat. “The overall tone was heavy,” said Makala McNeil. “I mean, we were talking about race in Mississippi, at the University of Mississippi and in the Greek community, so there’s a lot involved.”
This isn’t the first time Ole Miss has been losing their minds over perceived racism. Back in 2014 we reported on the school’s nickname “Ole Miss” being super racist!
These students are going to implode when they reach the real world, and the real world (okay, Twitter) is already having a laugh at them. Thanks to Right Wing News
Friday
Houston Saved
Phew! It has been a busy day, but worth it. Thanks to me, Houston is now saved and everything is A-Okay.
I knew that I had to do something for all these poor people who are getting flooded out, so this morning when I was waiting in line for my free-range chai latte with soy and bran muffin made with fair trade canasta grain, I made sure that everybody at the coffee shop knew that Hurricane Harvey was a direct result of that moron Trump pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord.
Some guy tried to argue with me, but I called him a fascist and that shut HIM up.
After breakfast I hooked up with K-dogg and Sunshine and Fashie-Bashie and we all went down to the park and raised awareness by chanting "Hey-HEY! Ho-HO! Trump's Hurricane has got to GO!" for about half an hour before we got bored.
I think this one kid over in the sand box was a fascist because he kept ignoring us and playing with a bucket and giggling, but Sunshine stomped on his bucket and broke it while we ran away. Who's laughing now, you Little Hitler?
We went to MacDonald's for lunch (even though they are like THE avatar for corporate oppression) because they have free WiFi and I re-tweeted a bunch of stuff about how stupid that Hungarian slut Trump married is for wearing high heels when she left the White House to fly down to Texas and get her picture taken like she cares about anybody but herself. Then I saw this thing on Facebook where Linda Sarsour is calling for people to donate to this really cool Hurricane Relief Fund that will help out the people in Houston. It's called the Texas Organizing Project, and they're going to hold rallies and protests about how unfair Trump is DOWN IN TEXAS! Right in the middle of the floods!
This is really important, because a lot of the people down there are not aware that most of the money the Republicans will put into Houston is going to go to rich white people and corporate fat cats. They need somebody down there to hold up signs denouncing FEMA racism! I posted her link on my Facebook Wall and tweeted the link to like everybody. I even started telling people in MacDonald's about it, but the manager made us leave after I slapped a cup of coffee out some bitch's hand for ignoring me. She made like she was going to hit me with her cane and I was going to mace her, but the place was full of a bunch of guys that looked like storm troopers, so we left.
We went over to Fashie-Bashie's place and his mom had some two-tone ribbon that was blue on one side and brown on the other, and Sunshine said it looked like flood water with mud in it, so we made up a batch of Hurricane Flood Awareness Ribbons to show that we're solid with the people down in Houston.
We got your backs, guys, and we're thinking about how tough it must be and how unfair it is and we really feel bad about it. We know Trump didn't show enough empathy for you. They said so on CNN. Well, we got that covered! Read more.....
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I knew that I had to do something for all these poor people who are getting flooded out, so this morning when I was waiting in line for my free-range chai latte with soy and bran muffin made with fair trade canasta grain, I made sure that everybody at the coffee shop knew that Hurricane Harvey was a direct result of that moron Trump pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord.
Some guy tried to argue with me, but I called him a fascist and that shut HIM up.
After breakfast I hooked up with K-dogg and Sunshine and Fashie-Bashie and we all went down to the park and raised awareness by chanting "Hey-HEY! Ho-HO! Trump's Hurricane has got to GO!" for about half an hour before we got bored.
I think this one kid over in the sand box was a fascist because he kept ignoring us and playing with a bucket and giggling, but Sunshine stomped on his bucket and broke it while we ran away. Who's laughing now, you Little Hitler?
We went to MacDonald's for lunch (even though they are like THE avatar for corporate oppression) because they have free WiFi and I re-tweeted a bunch of stuff about how stupid that Hungarian slut Trump married is for wearing high heels when she left the White House to fly down to Texas and get her picture taken like she cares about anybody but herself. Then I saw this thing on Facebook where Linda Sarsour is calling for people to donate to this really cool Hurricane Relief Fund that will help out the people in Houston. It's called the Texas Organizing Project, and they're going to hold rallies and protests about how unfair Trump is DOWN IN TEXAS! Right in the middle of the floods!
This is really important, because a lot of the people down there are not aware that most of the money the Republicans will put into Houston is going to go to rich white people and corporate fat cats. They need somebody down there to hold up signs denouncing FEMA racism! I posted her link on my Facebook Wall and tweeted the link to like everybody. I even started telling people in MacDonald's about it, but the manager made us leave after I slapped a cup of coffee out some bitch's hand for ignoring me. She made like she was going to hit me with her cane and I was going to mace her, but the place was full of a bunch of guys that looked like storm troopers, so we left.
We went over to Fashie-Bashie's place and his mom had some two-tone ribbon that was blue on one side and brown on the other, and Sunshine said it looked like flood water with mud in it, so we made up a batch of Hurricane Flood Awareness Ribbons to show that we're solid with the people down in Houston.
We got your backs, guys, and we're thinking about how tough it must be and how unfair it is and we really feel bad about it. We know Trump didn't show enough empathy for you. They said so on CNN. Well, we got that covered! Read more.....
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