Nigerian Scammer commits Suicide after none of his One Million emails answered

Following the tragic suicide of one of it's members, the CNNS (Committee of National Nigerian Scammers) has sent out an emergency warning to it's 100,000 members.  Apparently, esteemed member Prince Abul Mohammed was so frustrated by not having any of his emails answered by the dummies in Trump flyover country he took his own life.  According to sources inside CNNS all members are now being urged to target east and west coastal elites where the pickings are more lucrative!  It seems those in these areas are more receptive to the concept of 'free stuff' (getting something for nothing).