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RECENTLY WHEN DISCUSSING THE SEVERE STORMS IN ILLINOIS THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM THAT STATE INFORMED REPORTERS THAT HE DROVE A HYBIRD CAR AND THAT IF MORE AMERICANS DROVE HYBIRDS THERE WOULD BE FEWER OF THESE DEADLY STORMS. I SUPPOSE THERE WERE NONE OF THESE TERRIBLE WEATHER EVENTS BEFORE THE INVENTION OF THE INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE IN HORSE AND BUGGY DAYS. DURBIN IS A MEMBER OF THE MOST EXCLUSIVE CLUB IN THE UNITED STATES, THE U.S. SENATE AND WHOSE MEMBERS ARE HELD IN HIGHEST RESPECT. OOPS WE MADE A MISTAKE ABOUT THIS GUY. WITHOUT A DOUBT THIS GUY IS LOONY AND SHOULD TAKE HIS LITTLE HYBIRD CAR BACK TO ILLINOIS. SORRY DICK, BUT WE JUST CANNOT AFFORD THIS BULL$HIT. WE HAVE ONE FORMER ILLINOIS SENATOR SITTING IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND ANOTHER SITTING SENATOR FROM THAT SAME STATE TELLING US TO DRIVE HYBIRDS AND THE STORM CLOUDS WILL VANISH. TIME FOR A CHANGE IN BOTH PLACES.
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