Showing posts with label DELTA SMELT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DELTA SMELT. Show all posts

Friday

Delta Smelt on Brink of extinction due to secret Smelt canneries in High Sierria's

Apparently the farmers in California have had enough when it comes to the tiny Delta Smelt---a fish put on the endangered species list because of actions by environmental activist groups.  As a result, the state of California has diverted millions of gallons of water from the farms in the Central Valley resulting in the closing of hundreds of farms and bringing the unemployment rate to the highest level not seen since the days of the Great Depression.  But now the farmers are fighting back.  It has been reported that at several locations somewhere in the foothills of the High Sierra's secret canning factories have been established for the sole purpose of containing the spread of this minnow-like pest and confining it to tin cans.  One farmer was heard to say, "hell it's them or us, after all the government in Washington was trying to can us!  We just got to them first"!  

Sunday

Kingdom of the Delta Smelt

HENCEFORTH AND  FOREVER CALIFORNIA'S SPRAWLING SAN JOAQUIN VALLEY WILL BE KNOW AS THE "KINGDOM OF THE DELTA SMELT".  THE TINY DELTA SMELT (HYPOMESUS TRANSPACIFICUS), PRIOR TO IT'S CORONATION AS KING OF THE VALLEY WAS A LOWLY 3" LONG BAIT FISH WITH NO COMMERCIAL VALUE AND SHOWN NO RESPECT BY THE WEALTHY CAPITALISTIC FARMERS OF THAT REGION.  KING SMELT WAS UNMERCIFULLY SUCKED INTO THE MASSIVE PUMPING STATIONS WHERE IT WAS PULVERIZED BY THE MINDLESS COGS OF INDUSTRIALIZATION.  NOW THANKS TO THE EPA (EGOTISTICAL PEOPLES AGENCY), THE KILLER PUMPS LAY DOMINATE.  THE ARROGANT PLANTATION OWNERS IN THE VALLEY HAVE BEEN SUBDUED WITH SOME 2000 OR MORE ABANDONING THEIR FIEFDOMS AND FREEING THOUSANDS OF THEIR SERFS FROM SOUTH OF THE BORDER TO RETURN HOME OR THROW THEMSELVES ON THE GENEROUS MERCY OF THE "HANDOUT MASTERS" IN SACRAMENTO.  CRY'S OF "FREE AT LAST" ALONG WITH "LONG LIVE THE KING" CAN BE HEARD FROM THOSE WHO TOILED IN THE FIELDS.  FIELDS THAT NOW LAY PARCHED AND BARREN WHILE KING SMELT IS FREE TO TRAVEL THE WATERS COMING FROM NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AS THEY WIND THEIR WAY TO THE OCEAN.
BY RON RUSSELL THAT'S ME! 
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