Have the officials in California hidden their real reason for banning plastic straws? According to one anonymous source high in Governor's Jerry (Moonbeam) Brown's administration the reason is much more ominous. Actually it has nothing to do with sea turtles or ocean pollution, but is instead a liberal fear that the average citizen would convert the straws into WMD's aka Spit-Ball Guns. This source insist that top state officials believe that only the state has a right to protect the individual and that no person should try and usurp the power of those in Sacramento by daring to protect themselves. The source continued saying "the danger posed by these straw-guns presents a clear and president danger to home burglars who's only crime is to provide food for their down-trodden family".
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The reason that those straws are banned is that people will get the idea of putting one through their fingers in a fist and giving a plastic finger to the politicians.
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