Showing posts with label anthony weiner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anthony weiner. Show all posts

Saturday

Anthony Weiner found dead in his New York apartment

Former Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner has been found dead in his New York City apartment.  The estranged husband of top Hillary aide Huma Abedin, and accused pedophile whose laptop was found to contain over 600,000 emails, many from presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's private and illegal email server, body was found over 24 hours ago in his apartment.  The NYC coroner, a Democrat, quickly ruled that Weiner's death was an accident and that he had apparently fallen on a kitchen knife some 136 times.  Investigators from Loretta Lynch's Justice Department, not the FBI, quickly confirmed the findings of the coroner's office and pointed out the fact that Hillary Clinton was in Florida at the time of this unfortunate accident.  Additionally the DOJ was quick to point out this obvious accident was in no way related to the mysterious deaths and disappearance of previous Hillary Clinton critics.  As of this time James Comey's FBI has not commented on this breaking news.  

Tuesday

Anthony Weiner's Floppy Di*k used in FBI's Probe of Hillary Clinton

It's really hard to believe that Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger is back in the news again.  And what is perhaps most shocking is that his floppy di*k in now under close scrutiny by not only his online friends, but by the FBI.  At this time it should be noted that agents involved in the examination of his soft hard drive have all been instructed by their superiors to wear surgical gloves to protect themselves from possible contamination by deposits Carlos left there while in a state of sexual ecstasy while viewing selfies from 15 year old girls from North Carolina.  

You know the strange thing about this unfolding saga, is that not too many years ago it would have been conservatives pointing first to the sexual antics of Weiner and then to the illegal Clinton emails.  But now it's the emails that take center stage.  And then, those of the Progressive persuasion see little wrong with either, when both are equally disgusting and should not be tolerated.  Perverts as well as sleazy politicians must be held accountable for their actions.  Exposing your "weiner" for all to see is no better or worse than exposing the nations secrets to those that would do us harm. 

Wednesday

Weiner Roasted as Carlos Danger exposed

H/T TO  THE PEOPLES CUBE
SEEMS LIKE FORMER DISGRACED CONGRESSMAN AND CURRENT MAYORIAL CANDIDATE, ANTHONY WEINER, HAS BEEN AT IT AGAIN AS HE REVEALS (AFTER BEING CAUGHT) THAT HE IS THE REAL "CARLOSDANGER" OF RECENT INTERNET FAME.