Poop Patrols Rounds up Illegal Turds on Streets of San Francisco

According to anonymous sources the 'Poop Patrol'  in San Francisco was established only after several members of the city council found themselves in deep 'dodo' while walking from City Hall to the nearest Starbucks!  It seems that some people will only act when the sh*t hits the fan!!!  Read more on this story here! 

20 pounds of Human Feces found in Plastic Bag on San Francisco Street

The San Francisco city counsel along with mayor Mark Farrel are calling for a full investigation after 20 lbs of human waste was found in a plastic bag on a city street.  They claim that discarding a plastic bag on the streets violates numerous city ordinances and the perpetrator should be brought to justice.  When asked by a reporter from FOX News about the foul stinking content of the bag, city hall officials refused to comment.   However, one official, who wished to remain ominous did say 'that unlike the plastic bag, the content was at least biodegradable and posed no danger to the environment'. 

Why did the City of San Francisco build pubic open air Urinals

The answer is quite simply when you stop to think about it!