Informed sources close to the recent Cuban dictator, Fidel Castro have confirmed that the country's revolutionary leader's health, which had been declining, took a sharp turn for the worse upon his learning of the Trump victory over Hillary Clinton. Those who were in daily contact with Fidel told a confidential source that had tried to shield him from the terrible news of the Trump victory knowing it could very well be a death blow to their beloved leader. They were unsuccessful! Donald Trump hasn't even taken office, but has already saved the jobs of hundreds at the Carrier Plant in Indiana and must also be given credit for ending Fidel's disgusting cigar smoking habit.
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Sunday
Fidel's final Cigar Butt to be enshrined at the Museum of the Revolution in Havana
Following the recent death of their beloved "Father of the Revolution", Fidel Castro, the Cuban government has announced that doctors foreseeing this day of lamentation, had saved the world's most famous cigar smoker's final butt for posterity. The butt, that of a Cohiba Coronas Especiales Laguito No.2, (once made at a secret location due to fears that the CIA was planning the assassination of Fidel via a poisonous or exploding stogie) will be given a place of honor at the Museum of the Revolution in Havana. There, the "butt" will be on display with all the other assholes of the communist revolution.
Saturday
ObamaCare Wreck
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Cartoon by Lisa Benson |
POOR OBAMACARE! DON'T THOSE JUDGES ON THE HIGH COURT KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR AMERICA! DON'T THEY KNOW MOST AMERICANS ARE TOO STUPID TO BUY HEALTH INSURANCE! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT OBAMACARE IS JUST THE FIRST STEP TO OBAMALAND AND A GRAND LIFE FOR EVERYONE! THESE NINE BLACK-ROBED PEOPLE ARE JUST KNUCKLE-DRAGGERS THAT WOULD TAKE US BACK TO THE STONE AGE! IMPEACH THE HIGH COURT AND GIVE BARACK OBAMA, THE GREAT, LIFE-TIME TENURE AS PRESIDENT. VIVA OBAMA! VIVA FIDEL! VIVA STALIN! VIVA MUSSOLINI! VIVA SOCIALISM! AND DOWN WITH CAPITALIST PIGS!!!
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