An exciting time to be alive. Our comrades in Antifa and Black Lies Matter are about to set their sights on the most offensive AmeriKKKan monument of them all:
They're coming for Mount Rushmore
A People's Kommittee is being assembled to plan for the korrections to this odious edifice. One of our first decisions will involve whether to demolish the place entirely, or replace the faces with more Politically Korrekt visages. Such as Marx, Lenin, Che and, of course, Obama.
But those are all men. Perhaps the four faces should be Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren,
Or perhaps a Lesbian, a Gay, a Bisexual person, and a Tranny.
Your suggestions and nominations are welcome, especially those of you with Leet Photoshop skillz.
We will also need people skilled in the use of chisels, which I believe are stored in an old, neglected shed attached to the side of Tractor Barn #2. Thanks to The People's Cube
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