Sara Sanders: "Today's session will be short due to impending collision of Asteroid BBF666 with earth. The impact zone for this 126 mile wide asteroid will be some 150 miles north of Washington D.C. in approximately 23 hours and 52 minutes. I will now take a few questions."
CNN Reporter: "When did President Trump find out Rob Porter beat his wife and will he fire Chief of Staff, John Kelly?"
Sara Sanders: "Don't you think that is a moot point!"
MSNBC Reporter: "Will President Trump sit down for an interview with Mueller?"
Sara Sanders: "Another moot point!"
CBS Reporter: "Are you concerned with Russia influence in the upcoming 2018 elections?"
Sara Sanders: "Fu*k All you idiots! I'm going home to be with my family!"
1 comment:
After the asteroid hits some fool will write a book about "What Happened?".
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