JUAN VALDEZ FLEES NORTH AFTER HIS COFFEE BEAN FIELDS ARE DESTROYED BY THE RAVENOUS MONTEZUMA BEETLE

After years of scratching out a meager living on the rocky slopes of a mountain in his native country.  Juan has packed his sh*t and headed toward the northern promised land of Donald Trump.  The indigenous ’Montezuma Beetle’ was the final straw.  Apparently, the citizens of ’Juan Land’ , after battling the horrific effects of the Montezuma Beetle for thousands of years have yet to discover insecticides. Insecticides that would snuff out the carriers of rampant political corruption, Keynesian if not outright Marxist socialism, and banana republic dictators.   Yes Juan and thousands more are fleeing north to escape a monster of their own making.   Unlike the patriots on the greens at Lexington and Concord they turn and run at the mere sight of Brown Bess and Redcoat.  In fact, they are cowards in their own land.  And who see the USA as a mother hen who will spread her wings over the brood and provide them with safety and sustenance.   But what Juan and his band have yet to grasp is that Trump Land has created a massive quarantine zone across it’s southern border and will no longer grant entry to those infected with the Montezuma Beetle.  Sorry Juan, but hit the road Jack and don’t come back no more. #MagA

ROBERT MUELLER IN A FITTING CANDIDATE FOR A MIDDLE AGES LORD HIGH INQUISITOR

In today’s world of Robert Mueller, the rack and other medieval torture devices are no longer needed for a witness to test-a-lie (testify). Apparently, all that is necessary is a forgotten 5 year old email. The victim of this state inquisition is then forced to admit to a lie that fit’s the state’s narrative of events or face years in the castle’s dungeon. This modern day version of the rack is taking far too long. The soaring cost is out of control. So let’s just give Robert Mueller, the title of High Inquisitor and the rack that goes with it and be done with this modern day witch hunt. #MAGA

NO DEFEAT AT TRUMP’S ALAMO

RECENTLY THE ANCESTORS OF SANTA ANTA ATTEMPED TO STORM THE WALLS OF DONALD J. TRUMP’S BORDER WALL IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.  BUT UNLIKE THE MEXICANS THAT BREECHED THE WALLS OF THE ALAMO THEIR EFFORT WAS INVAIN.  THIS DEFEAT OF FORCES FROM THE SOUTH COULD HAVE BEEN TOTALLY PREVENTED IF ONE ‘BLACK-ROBED’ MEMBER OF THE 9th CIRCUIT COURT IN CALIFORNIA WAS NOT MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE WELL BEING OF THIS ALIEN ARMY, THAN THAT OF HIS FELLOW AMERICAN CITIZENS.  MUCH MORE TURMOIL AND VIOLENCE IS COMING FROM THE SOUTH IF THOSE IN THE PROGRESSIVE MOVEMENT AND THEIR ‘BLACK-ROBED’ FELLOW TRAVELERS CONTINUE TO PUSH AN AGENDA THAT WOULD CAUSE AMERICA’S BORDERS TO COLLAPSE.  A COLLAPSE THAT WOULD COMPLETELY CHANGE THE LANDSCAPE OF THIS NATION AND BRING ABOUT A NEW ORDER.  AN ORDER, I SUSPECT THAT WOULD EVEN BE OBJECTIONABLE TO MANY ON THE LEFT AFTER SEEING THE DRAMATIC CHANGES IT WOULD CREATE.  SO WAKE UP AMERICA AND HELP STOP THE ALIEN INVASION AND THE ALIEN IDEALOGY THAT SPANNED IT.   #MAGA   

ANTISEMITISM BECOMING NORMAL IN DEMOCRATIC CIRCLES

As Democrats move farther and farther to the left, many in the new Democrat Party are warmly embracing those who openly spout anti-Semitic views and hatred of the State of Israel.  I would submit that the radical left has co-opted the view of ’White Nationalist’ when it comes to their position on the very exictance of the Jewish State.  Let’s face it, anti-Semitism has taken deep root in the Democratic Party and unfortunately the ground there is fertile and seemingly eagar to reap the fruit of this unholy seed.   Suppose their never heard to old Biblical saying, “you reap what you sow”.  This unholy alliance between Islam and the Democrats against Jews and the State of Israel, will not end well.  And in the end, the left will reap the whirlwind.  #MAGA

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN CALLS FOR NUKING OF GUN OWNERS

Recently a California congressman, believe his name is Eric Swalwell, more or less said in a tweet that “they have guns and we have nukes”!  Was he implying that once they have complete control of the government, they would use the full power of their omnificent state to take away all guns from private citizens?  Bet your ass he was!!!  But as you might imagine, the congressman forgot one glaring fact, hell they don’t know where the trigger is.  So have at it Eric, but don’t expect flowers when you blow your sorry butt off the map!  And by the way Swalwell, would you begin with those out-of-control gang bangers in Chicago by nuking the Windy City.  Of course, that would be a no, no because it full of Democrats.  Fact is, that would put law-abiding gun owners one up on him!!!  #MAGA

DEMOCRATS PROPOSING $15 hour GOVERNMENT JOBS, STACKING GREASED BB’s

Representatives many Democrats are now proposing govFollowing their successful conquest of the U.S. House of ernment jobs for all that would pay $12 - $15 per hour.  The new jobs would come with medical and retirement benefits that would surpass those in the private sector.  And to assure the longevity of these new swamp creatures the jobs would include such task as stacking greased BB’s and searching for the rainbow’s end.  Of course funding for this trillion dollar plus program would necessitate raising the taxes of over 50% of all Americans.   This plan will certainly work, just as long the pockets of the rich are bulging or until that time when the millions of bottom swamp feeders realize those above them in the food chain are living higher on the hog than they are.  These Democrats would make American great again by turning it into a Venezuelan-like sh*thole.    Can you imagine that time, in the not so distant future, when migrants from the USA will march toward Central America in search of a better life?  #MAGA 

TERROR IN TIJUANA BY TRESPASSERS FROM CENTRAL AMERICA

It’s is now apparent that the good law-abiding citizens of Tijuana, Mexico have pulled the welcome mat from under their brown-skinned brothers from the south.  Apparently migrant caravans from the south contain large numbers of criminals along with many who would break the law if it served their purpose.  Riots are breaking out in the city as thousands of additional migrants headed toward that besieged border town.  Seemingly, these misfits are not welcome in Tijuana, but should be allowed into the USA.  Perhaps now the political leaders in Mexico City will finally see the light and secure their southern border.  But honestly I doubt this will occur until our neighbor to the south is totally flooded by migrants from central America.  Once again those in the American media have been proven wrong and about the migrants and Donald Trump’s predication of an invasion proved correct.  The clash of migrants and border enforcement agents is coming as tensions in Tijuana rise.  Keep a eye on this looming conflict and how the media will report it.  But what the hell, we already know what they will say.  “It’s Trump’s fault.  #MAGA    

INVADING ARMIES FROM SOUTH PROUDLY WAIVE THEIR NATIONAL FLAGS AS THEY ADVANCE TOWARD THE LAND OF THE GRINGO.

Has anyone noticed that those marching in the Caravan from the south are waiving their national flags.  Flags that represent the nations they supposedly are fleeing because of rampant corruption.  The citizens of Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras are not leaving their homeland for the love of America, but inquest of the Yankee Dollar.   The have no love for our customs and country, but instead process a real abiding hatred for the white man and all he represents.  Those in this invading army seek only the wealth of the United States and after stealing it in one way or another will flee back across the border with their booty in tow!  Unfortunately, one U.S. political party---Democrats are co-conspirators in this grand theft.  But then, this party has never had a problem when it comes to stealing from one group and giving their ill gotten loot to another, but not before they pocket the lion’s share.  Let’s ‘MAGA’ and then and only then turn our attention toward the rest of the world.  Remember some will always have more than others and that socialist Utopia where all process equal wealth is nothing more than a fool’s dream

THE ROAD TO A TRUMP VICTORY IN 2020

Some have written off President Trump’s chances of winning a second term in the 2020 election following the Republican loss of the House of Representatives.  Nothing could be farther from the truth.  Matter of fact, the loss of the House will if anything, increase the likelihood of his reelection.  No longer will the Democrats be able to point to any government failures as totally Trump’s fault.  Yes, they will be forced to share the blame for any shortcomings.  And just think, if Nancy Pelosi has the Speaker’s gavel what a gift that will be for ’The Donald’!  During his first news conference following the election one reporter (although I hesitate to call this purveyor of fake news a reporter) not only showed his contempt for President Trump, but his utter disrespect for the office itself.  Dare I name this disgusting individual?  Would you believe me if I said he represented CNN?  I suspect you know by now that I speak of Jim Acosta!  One might just say this confrontation between Acosta and Trump was the media’s opening salvo in the 2020 election.  

Civility is something that most in the press know nothing about and few practice.  Most in the media would have you believe that a president of the United States must remain what they refer to a presidential when repeatedly fired on by what is obviously a hostile press.  In other words, he should just sit back, relax and take it.  Apparently, many in the media, can dish it out but, but are outraged when someone dares to fire back as they hide behind the First Amendment.  They wrap themselves in the freedom of the press, but come unglued when someone, including the President, questions the many fake stories coming from, what can only be called bias tales, their newsrooms.  Let’s be honest and admit, that those in the media would silence all opposing voices, just like liberals on the university campuses across the nation if that was in their power.  Thank god, we have a president like Donald Trump who will fight for the rights of all Americans not just those on the left side of the political spectrum which the media seems to almost always support.  We must reelect Donald J. Trump in 2020 to insure the people continue to have a champion in the White House.  #MAGA       

Democrat House Member Alexandria Ocasio Cortez may Change Her Last Name because of its connection to European Colonization of America

Sources close to Alexandria Cortez have indicated that the  New York Democrat may soon change her last name.  Apparently Rep. Alexandria Cortez has recently become aware that she bears the same last name as that most infamous Spanish Explorer who dared enter Mexico without proper papers and who proceeded to ban that nation’s most beloved sport.  A sport where human sacrifices atop the great pyramids were carried out by Montezuma’s  high priest with obsidian knives where willing commoners  gave up their beating hearts to the  ancient omnificent Mexican state, and were enthralled by the mere  prospect of having their decapitated heads being used for soccer balls after being tossed down to the lowly peasants at the foot of the grand pyramids. 

The migration of these Spaniards  who were only seeking a better life marked the beginning of the end for the indigenous natives of Mexico.  Hell, Alexandria, the Aztecs refused to build a wall along their eastern border.    Unless you learn from history you are doomed to repeat it.  #MAGA