News, Opinion, Satire, Cartoons from a Conservative Genius

Support Trump by displaying the latest novelties or choosing one for  a gift to a friend.  A wide selection of everything Trump such as bumper stickers, pins, golf head covers and balls, pens, watches, money clips, caps, Tshirts, shorts, money clips and much more.  Just follow this LINK!
And by the way, it helps this old Trump supporter buy dog food---hey, it's not for me but my two furry buddies.  And guess what the cost to you is the same no matter how you purchase items.

7th and final FBI report on Brett Kavanaugh suggest there is nothing to see here! 
Read more.....

Brett Kavanaugh unmasked as the Mysterious Ice Man 
Read more.....

The continuing saga of the little Flake with Papa and Mommy, Chris and Dianne 
Read more.....

Is Brett Kavanaugh Christine Ford's Knight in Shining Armour or the Devil Incarnate
Read more..... 

Michael Corleone was a Rank Amateur along side of America's greatest Godfather, Donald J. Trump
Read more..... 

Future Historians will record United Nations Flag as first flag planted on Moon 
Read more.....

Jeff Flake is no Solomon, he would Split the Baby 
Read more..... 

Why don't you believe me Daddy, Dianna Feinstein does, the Dog did eat my Homework
Read more..... 

Trump-supporting conservatives facing more violence in California as Confirmation of Kavanaugh grows more likely 
Read more..... 

Kangaroos flee Judicary Committee as Kavanaugh and Graham declare 'Open Season' on Pesky Varmints 
Read more..... 

Bacon Lovers join Climate Change Movement out of fear that rising temperatures will cause sharp increase in Hog Prices 
Read more.....

106 year old Granny latest Kavanaugh Accuser 
Read more..... 

#MeToo Allegations out of control as 13 year Boy, arrested, cuffed and dragged from school 
Read more..... 

 
Torches and Pitchforks have found a home in the #MeToo Movement 
Read more..... 

Naked Chicks with Guns 
Read more.....

A Tale of Sexual Depravity from the Twilight Zone by Michael Avenatti and Julie Swetnick 
Read more...... 

 


Would Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg be a credible witness to Brett Kavanaugh's alleged sexual exploits 
Read more..... 

Jimmy Kimmel Suggests Giving Brett Kavanaugh A Penectomy If Confirmed 
Read more..... 

White farmers being systematically cleansed from the land in South Africa by the Genocidal Policies of the ANC  
Read more......

Hapless Males are caught in the Maelstrom of onrushing Events 
Read more..... 

Student editor fired for saying ‘women don’t have penises’
Read more..... 

As Huge Sink Hole opens in Western Russia, many wondering if Devil growing Impatient
Read more..... 

Brett Kavanaugh Shoots self before Lynch Mob breaks down Door to his Home
Read more..... 

"MeToo" vs. "Me Tarzan You Jane" conversation 
Read more..... 

Second Kavanaugh accuser steps forward. When will the other 160,000,00 women come forward with their sexual assault claims against Brett 
Read more..... 

Will the Rise of the Me-too and Emasculated Male Tutu movements give rise to the New Age of the Neanderthals    
Read more.....

Are Cartels and MS-13 gang members trying to bring the Legacy of the Aztecs to the U.S.?  
Read more.....

In all probability your Thanksgiving turkey will be a white bird.  
Read more..... 

Trump Is Ready for Justice Department ‘Jihad’ After alleged Coup Attempt by Rod Rosenstein Exposed   
Read more.....

Suicide Bomber Demands Life Back after Catching Herpes from ‘Virgin’ in Heaven Read more.....

Democrats given use of secret Google time machine so they could witness Brett Kavanaugh's lascivious advances toward the innocent Christine Ford.   
Read more....

'Dog the Bounty Hunter' joins manhunt for individual who threatened Donald Trump.   
Read more.....

While in their 'Lynch Kavanaugh' frenzy the media is paying little attention to what could be an   apocalyptic event caused by Disease X.   
Read more.....

Brett Kavanaugh is guilty as hell and must be sentenced to a life time of community service and forced to wear a long black flowing girlie robe.    
Read more.....

Will Fort Trump be built on the Vistula River in Poland to contain Russian expansionism?  
Read more.....

A good sex tale trumps democracy every time.   
Read more.....

Some people are playing with a few cards short of a full deck.   
Read more.....

Lobster Land gone Wild: Maine restaurant to get Crustaceans high on marijuana before killing them.   
Read more.....

Jake Tapper Dedicates Segment to Trump’s Penis.  But don't we already know who has the world's biggest stick!   
Read more.....

Shades of the Confederate Flag:  Soviet-themed merchandise banned from Walmart.   
Read more.....

The utter folly of Robert Mueller's search for an ass without a smell!   
Read more.....

SCOTUS nominee, Kavanaugh should be aware that "Me-too's" come in bunches like bananas.  With some being on the over-ripe side.   
Read more.....

Fake 'Passport' vendors outside both DOJ and FBI Buildings report sudden spike in demand for fake passports following Trump's decision to declassify documents.  
Read more.....

Venezuelan Socialist raise minimum wage by 60 fold.   
Read more.....

FBI report confirms Brett Kavanaugh pulled wings off butterfly when he was 8 years old!    
Read more.....

Zombie Flag raised over California capital in Sacramento.   
Read more.....

John Kerry displays his most prized medals at secure location in Heinz building.   
Read more.....

Is China Preparing To Unleash Pearl Harbor Attacks On American Forces Throughout Pacific And US Mainland?  
Read more.....

Freak snow storms hit South African Savannah confusing Elephants and Giraffes.    
Read more..... 

The impossible dream:  Restoring sanity to the 2018 midterm elections.   
Read more.....

The Washington Post declares President Trump to be an omnipotent god who can control the weather.   
Read more.....

Why conservative readers need to use 'Bing' or 'Dogpile' search engines rather than ' Google'.   
Read more.....

Vladimir Putin claims authorship of New York Times anonymous op-ed.   
Read more.....

The left has co-opted conservative position on Russia.  
Read more.....

FELINE FOLLY:  Cats to be banned in New Zealand town.    
Read more.....

New York Times anonymous Swamp Creature unmasked!  
Read more..... 

Trump assassination fears rise.   
Read more.....

A layman's guide on anti-Americanism for snowflakes!    
Read more.....

Hound Dog Mueller on the trail of Trump, the sly fox. 
Read more..... 

Increased Influx of Martyrs Leaves Paradise Facing Severe Virgin Shortages  
Read more.....

Venezuela donates one-million in Venezuelan Bolivars to DNC to promote socialism in U.S.  about 10-cents in American dollars.   
Read more.....

The fate of King Kong Mueller is sealed.   
Read more.....

Scientist discover new species of roach that lays it's eggs in the ears of human beings while they sleep.   
Read more.....  

Media plunges mindlessly into masterful "Trump Trap".    
Read more.....

Mollie Tibbetts meets killer from south of the border.  
Read more.....

Black voter support for President Trump has doubled to 36% since his election.   
Read more.....

Is it "Russia Russia Russia" or why not "Commie Commie Commie"?   
Read more.....

8' Satanic statue unveiled at Arkansas capital.  
Read more..... 

Make MS-13 great again.  Vote Ocasio-Cortez.  Candidate of the new Peoples's Socialist Party of America.  
Read more.....

Dog and Pony show coming to Southwest Airlines.   
Read more.....

MEAN TWEETS:   Starring Donald Trump   
Read more.....

A lesson for never Trumper's!  
Read more.....

Media collaborates to show Trump how they don't collaborate.   
Read more..... 

The socialist government of Venezuela to solve starvation problem by mandating that people buy food. 
Read more.....

The real reason for the California plastic straw ban --- Spit-Ball Guns.   
Read more.....

Poop Patrol rounds up Turds on the streets of San Francisco. 
Read more..... 

Who is Omarosa?  Who let the dog out!    
Read more.....

California plans to transition all state jobs from citizens to Illegal Aliens by 2020.   
Read more.....