Friday

JUAN VALDEZ FLEES NORTH AFTER HIS COFFEE BEAN FIELDS ARE DESTROYED BY THE RAVENOUS MONTEZUMA BEETLE

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After years of scratching out a meager living on the rocky slopes of a mountain in his native country.  Juan has packed his sh*t and headed...
Thursday

ROBERT MUELLER IN A FITTING CANDIDATE FOR A MIDDLE AGES LORD HIGH INQUISITOR

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In today’s world of Robert Mueller, the rack and other medieval torture devices are no longer needed for a witness to test-a-lie (testify)....
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Sunday

NO DEFEAT AT TRUMP’S ALAMO

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RECENTLY THE ANCESTORS OF SANTA ANTA ATTEMPED TO STORM THE WALLS OF DONALD J. TRUMP’S BORDER WALL IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.  BUT UNLIKE THE ...
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Saturday

ANTISEMITISM BECOMING NORMAL IN DEMOCRATIC CIRCLES

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As Democrats move farther and farther to the left, many in the new Democrat Party are warmly embracing those who openly spout anti-Semitic...
Friday

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN CALLS FOR NUKING OF GUN OWNERS

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Recently a California congressman, believe his name is Eric Swalwell, more or less said in a tweet that “they have guns and we have nukes”...
Thursday

DEMOCRATS PROPOSING $15 hour GOVERNMENT JOBS, STACKING GREASED BB’s

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Representatives many Democrats are now proposing govFollowing their successful conquest of the U.S. House of ernment jobs for all that wou...
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Tuesday

TERROR IN TIJUANA BY TRESPASSERS FROM CENTRAL AMERICA

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It’s is now apparent that the good law-abiding citizens of Tijuana, Mexico have pulled the welcome mat from under their brown-skinned broth...
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Monday

INVADING ARMIES FROM SOUTH PROUDLY WAIVE THEIR NATIONAL FLAGS AS THEY ADVANCE TOWARD THE LAND OF THE GRINGO.

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Has anyone noticed that those marching in the Caravan from the south are waiving their national flags.  Flags that represent the nations th...
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Friday

THE ROAD TO A TRUMP VICTORY IN 2020

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Some have written off President Trump’s chances of winning a second term in the 2020 election following the Republican loss of the House of...
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Thursday

Democrat House Member Alexandria Ocasio Cortez may Change Her Last Name because of its connection to European Colonization of America

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Sources close to Alexandria Cortez have indicated that the  New York Democrat may soon change her last name.  Apparently Rep. Alexandria C...
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