Democrat House Member Alexandria Ocasio Cortez may Change Her Last Name because of its connection to European Colonization of America

Sources close to Alexandria Cortez have indicated that the  New York Democrat may soon change her last name.  Apparently Rep. Alexandria Cortez has recently become aware that she bears the same last name as that most infamous Spanish Explorer who dared enter Mexico without proper papers and who proceeded to ban that nation’s most beloved sport.  A sport where human sacrifices atop the great pyramids were carried out by Montezuma’s  high priest with obsidian knives where willing commoners  gave up their beating hearts to the  ancient omnificent Mexican state, and were enthralled by the mere  prospect of having their decapitated heads being used for soccer balls after being tossed down to the lowly peasants at the foot of the grand pyramids. 

The migration of these Spaniards  who were only seeking a better life marked the beginning of the end for the indigenous natives of Mexico.  Hell, Alexandria, the Aztecs refused to build a wall along their eastern border.    Unless you learn from history you are doomed to repeat it.  #MAGA