Will a 'Fort Trump' be built in Poland?

During a recent visit to the White House, Polish president Andrzej Duda suggested that the U.S. should increase its military foot-print in his country to counter the growing threat of Russian expansionism.  He went on to recommend that a new American base be constructed on the Vistula River and named Fort Trump.  Upon hearing of the Polish plan for a Fort Trump on the Vistula, Senate minority leader 'Crying Chucky Schumer' unexpectedly announced his support for this plan.  Schumer was so excited about this venture, that he had his staff architect draw up a blue print for the proposed Fort Trump on the Vistula and forwarded it to the White House along with a pledge that Senate Democrats would carve out a whopping $50,000 from the existing military appropriation budget for this state-of-the-art facility.  This fort will be manned by some 200 elite troops (about the same number that was at the Alamo).  Rumors are now flying that Russian president Putin, upon hearing of this threat to the motherland has ordered 6 armored divisions to counter this aggressive Trump move. This blog has obtained the above artist conception of the fort.  As of this time the Trump White House has had no comment on Chucky's proposal or of Russian troop movements!   Read the real story about Fort Trump here.....