Why Barack (Whoever) Obama can't sign up for Obamacare

BARACK OBAMA HAS BEEN PUT IN AN ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE POSITION.  IF HE DOESN'T SIGN UP FOR HIS CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT HE WILL BE CRITICIZED  BY THE RIGHT FOR PUSHING OBAMACARE ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC WHILE REFUSING TO ACCEPT IT FOR HIMSELF.  ON THE OTHER HAND IF HE SHOULD SIGN UP HE WILL BE FORCED TO REVEAL INFORMATION ABOUT HIMSELF, THAT HAS, UP TO THIS MOMENT, BEEN KEPT SECRET.  IT WOULD SEEM HE'S BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE.  WELL NO THAT'S NOT QUITE TRUE AFTER ALL HE CAN SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER GIVING HIM ALMOST ABSOLUTE POWER TO DO AS HE PLEASES.  BECAUSE IT TAKES YEARS FOR THOSE CHALLENGING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER OF THE PRESIDENT TO HAVE THEIR CASE HEARD  BY THE SUPREME COURT.  AND BE ASSURED BY THAT TIME BARACK WILL BE ENJOYING THE GOLF LINKS AND BEACHES OF HAWAII BEFORE RETIRING TO HIS MANSION BEHIND A WALL GUARDED BY THE SECRET SERVICE COURTESY OF THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS.  Thanks to Politifake for the above image.